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“Merely trying to place ukraine in the best position for negotiations is like having a limp dick. Instead we must bravely conquer our selfish fears of the world being depopulated through nuclear exchange to aid the ukrainian ppl in the total demoralisation of Russia at all costs”

Also accusing comparatively less hawkish sloganeering of being overly vague in its ambitions is frankly hypocritical: cohen specifically clarifies what precise policies he’s not necessarily saying he supports (like a literal march on Moscow) while describing his positive aims of demoralisation of the Russian leaderships imperial hopes in consistently fuzzy terms and loose analogies. The problem isn’t the fogginess, it’s that it is fogginess potentially giving cover for deescalation in place of indefinite raising of the stakes

“We must make sure that Putin gets at least some benefits from doing this or he won’t do it again, and that would be terrible,” say people who might actually think of themselves as being opposed to genocide and/or nuclear annihilation but seem to favor actions that make those things more likely to happen.

It’s not complicated: If this results in anything other than negative consequences with literally zero benefit for Putin, then Putin and/or his successors will keep doing it. Do you want them to keep invading countries, or not?

It’s the same logic for rich tax cheats: should the fine for getting caught doing the crime be less, equal, or more than the profit from doing the crime? If it’s “less” or “equal” that means they keep doing it every day forever.

putin has enough egg on his face to deter future russian aggression for about a century. even if he captured the donbas (or more!), he has still expended vast reserves of domestic good will, seen previously ambivalent neighbours join nato, suffered great economic and military losses, and generally made a buffoon of himself on the world stage. this more than compensates for whatever concessions might conceivably be made in negotiations

on the other hand, if we are worried about putins incentives wrt persisting in his military aggression, a failure to offer any off ramp is certain to cause him to dig in his heels to avoid the cataclysmic loss of face that is complete and unambiguous failure before the world and before his citizenry. unless you are asking for complete surrender even unto regime change (which, with a nuclear power against another, is sheer lunacy), you are going to have to make some concessions at some point in the negotiations. or is this a matter of "Better Dead than Red ~Autocratic~"?

Putin having egg on his face seems significant to people on Tumblr. Putin isn’t on Tumblr, and gives zero shits about your memes. He lives out there in the real world, and out there only real-world stuff matters.

If Putin keeps an inch of Ukrainian territory that means this whole thing got him some benefits, which means he does it again the next time he’s bored or hungry.  He’s already got plenty of off-ramps, and giving him some kind of bribe to stop killing people just means he learns (again) that killing people gets him free stuff.

Negotiations are a fantasy; this only happened in the first place because Putin gives zero shits about things like treaties. “Oh but we’re sure he won’t break deals again, even though he got material gains from doing so last time” is the dumbest take of 2022, and probably the dumbest take of 2023.

If I punch you in the face and demand your lunch money, giving me half your lunch money is not a win for you and will increase the amount of punching that’s in your future. Literally everyone knows that, so for everyone who’s pretending not to, it’s time to ask why it’s important to you that Putin get some kind of benefit from invading Ukraine.

Firstly, let's all calm down. We aren't enemies here, we are intellectuals of good intent; using the Socratic Method to find the best solution.

Now, that said, I don't think the ideas OP raised about "public good will" really matter. Embarrassment is not an issue for autocrats. He doesn't need popular support, he just needs his generals and police chiefs to obey him.

I see two practical "off-ramps".

One: Putin is allowed to withdraw all military assets to within internationally recognised borders, I.E, get out of the Donbas and Crimea. In exchange, he must formally apologise, and one of his daughters will live as a guest/hostage in Kiev, under Zelensky's supervision (think "Theon Greyjoy"). There will be no prosecution for any but the most severe Russian war crimes.

Two: we quietly make contact with a Russian General, Industrialist, or Bureacrat; and agree that if the Russians withdraw and Vladimir Putin is removed, normal trade will be resumed and the whole thing would be blamed on him. Putin will then either "mysteriosly vanish", "commit suicide via bullet to the back of his own skull", or "conveniently show up bound and gagged at the door to Interpol HQ". After his (potentially posthumous) trial at the Hague, normal trade relations with Russia will resume.

Letting him get away with it, or punishing him with consequences that don't matter to an autocrat aren't solutions, though. A price must be paid.

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STAR WARS CELEBRATION 2020 ART SHOW | OTHER PLACES: The Future. The Past. Old Friends, Long Gone… “Inspired by Yoda’s words to Luke while training him in The Empire Strikes Back, we see Yoda meditating on Dagobah between the prequel trilogy and the original three films. Yoda sees images of characters from not only the Skywalker saga but the entire Star Wars galaxy who are connected through the Force — both the light side and the dark. The images take the form of stained glass, creating a kind of cathedral of the Force.” — Jeff Carlisle

I like the impression that Yoda is sort of mentally outside of time here...

empathviv

im starting to have a like….. unironic philosophical hatred of astrology im not going to lie to you

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powermonk

like explain to me how it isnt just an incredibly straightforward form of essentialist thinking, and then explain how that attitude does not then bleed over to other parts of your general life philosophy if you well and truly buy into it? 

of course if its a dumb little thing you playfully engage with thats whatever, thats not what im talking about. there are people who unironically believe that being born in June means you are a fundamentally ‘toxic’ person like its fucking Elder Scrolls. it seems like a socially acceptable form of unregulated socially destructive mental illness in some cases i.e. arbitrarily seeing patterns that arent there and making flash judgments on people and then justifying it with nonsense you read online. its fucked!

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powermonk

also sorry but it is just not real. it is fake. 

im well aware im not breaking new ground here but its important to note. people will say hating on astrology is just being Le Reddit Atheist but i think theres a big difference between saying like, its dumb to believe in a spiritual God or an afterlife, and that its dumb to believe earnestly in the concept that people’s places in the world and their value relative to yours can be divined from the fucking stars! if you get that its on any empirical level completely lacking evidence and a fun little hobby to get into for a laff thats one thing but as soon as it genuinely impacts your view of the world its game over

@ EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAYING “but real astrology is so much more complicated you have to account for people’s moon signs you can’t base your opinion of astrology off newspaper horoscopes” I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR NECKS LIKE DISHRAGS THE THE MOMENT YOU LET MAGIC REPLACE YOUR JUDGEMENT IS THE MOMENT YOU’VE LOST THE PLOT

There’s a lot of assertion here, but… has it actually been tested? Has anyone actually run an experiment to see if Astronomy makes reasonable predictions?

Astrology coasts by on a lot of predictions too vaguely expressed to be put decisively to the crucible of experiment, but when ppl have run empirical assessments they have generally confirmed no validity. One example:

(I remember seeing an amusing illustration of this on the old and excellent OKCupid blog, where astrological sign turned out to impact the sites quantified compatibility score—which at least back then was the services whole gimmick—almost exactly zero)

Alas, Paywalled.

So the experiment confirmed that the results predicted by Astrology didn’t outperform just a random 1-in-12 (or 1-in-48, I guess, for moon signs too) guess?

Huh.

empathviv

im starting to have a like….. unironic philosophical hatred of astrology im not going to lie to you

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powermonk

like explain to me how it isnt just an incredibly straightforward form of essentialist thinking, and then explain how that attitude does not then bleed over to other parts of your general life philosophy if you well and truly buy into it? 

of course if its a dumb little thing you playfully engage with thats whatever, thats not what im talking about. there are people who unironically believe that being born in June means you are a fundamentally ‘toxic’ person like its fucking Elder Scrolls. it seems like a socially acceptable form of unregulated socially destructive mental illness in some cases i.e. arbitrarily seeing patterns that arent there and making flash judgments on people and then justifying it with nonsense you read online. its fucked!

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powermonk

also sorry but it is just not real. it is fake. 

im well aware im not breaking new ground here but its important to note. people will say hating on astrology is just being Le Reddit Atheist but i think theres a big difference between saying like, its dumb to believe in a spiritual God or an afterlife, and that its dumb to believe earnestly in the concept that people’s places in the world and their value relative to yours can be divined from the fucking stars! if you get that its on any empirical level completely lacking evidence and a fun little hobby to get into for a laff thats one thing but as soon as it genuinely impacts your view of the world its game over

@ EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAYING “but real astrology is so much more complicated you have to account for people’s moon signs you can’t base your opinion of astrology off newspaper horoscopes” I AM GOING TO WRING YOUR NECKS LIKE DISHRAGS THE THE MOMENT YOU LET MAGIC REPLACE YOUR JUDGEMENT IS THE MOMENT YOU’VE LOST THE PLOT

There’s a lot of assertion here, but... has it actually been tested? Has anyone actually run an experiment to see if Astronomy makes reasonable predictions?

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me when my ideas about sex and gender are sooooo radical

Hmm i wonder how much of this is barely concealed sublimation of sexual preferences into political positions?

Gonna say smth like… 100%

Where do you get these horrid takes? Is there some secret ChatGPT prompt I don't know about?

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the issue i take here is of course that this is not unique to "fascism", in fact liberal democracies have since their inception participated in colonialism to horrifying scales. the US and UK and France engaged in slavery and imperialism the world over under the banner of Freedom long before fascism was ever conceived of. this isn't a defense of these countries but a condemnation of liberal democracy. this is the reality of liberalism, it's not just a nice but flawed ideology, it is the political face of everyday capitalism, butchering and grinding human flesh into gold. perhaps calling it fascism is rhetorically useful, but it betrays a naive understanding of what a "normal" capitalist state looks like

you can stop reading here, I'm gonna be petty now and it's irrelevant to the main point

boo fucking hoo everyone is so mean to the yanks and brits, nobody will listen to the Lived Experiences of the notoriously politically ignorant core populations of the two most powerful and evil empires in history who have destroyed and enslaved the rest of the world. the people whose exploitation you benefit from are just being reverse racist to you, they don't know how hard it is

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yeah, fascism isn't just a pejorative that means 'capitalism, but like, really brutal' - it refers to a specific political schema under capitalism with definite characteristics. saying 'x nation is not fascist' isn't saying 'actually everything's pretty much alright there', it's just a statement of class dynamics. under the screenshot's metric there has literally never existed a colonial power that isn't 'fascist', in which case the term is meaningless and redundant.

here's the important point - when fascism actually is brought about, as it inevitably will be, it's important to have the terminology to describe it and its departures from the previous state of things. watering down terms isn't just pointless, it's counterproductive.

  1. You are wrong and Fake News, colonialism is a good thing, so long as people don’t get carried away.
  2. Why did you take those screenshots underwater?

Panties and Pampers blog: GONE!

Hey all. Hardly anyone follows me here but I’m letting some folks who did follow me on my old blog know about this so maybe they can reblog to let the perverted masses know. I didn’t disappear or anything from the interwebs, at least not by choice.

My blog pantiesandpamperssissy.tumblr.com got deleted by Tumblr earlier tonight, totally out of the blue. May 9, for the record. For sexual content. On Tumblr. Where cocks and pussies pass by hundreds at a time. No warning, no nothing. Just gone. 9,000 followers. 1,200 posts. I know it’s happened to others. Anyway. I originally said I wouldn’t have the energy to write again but as I think about it my horniness and need to express some of that will probably win out, lol. Otherwise I’ll also try reposting my old stuff as much as possible.

Thanks to everyone for reading my little perverted stories and captions over the years. It was a great outlet for me and helped me cope with my own sissy and diaper desires and was always fun hearing from others. I really appreciated that so many folks seemed to enjoy them and would let me know as well or send pics of just write about their kinky lives or desires. Made life a lot more interesting! And it sucks that the blog is gone.

But, such is life online. But feel free to drop a line here! And keep living your fun, kinky lives! And keep writing about them! Tumblr can’t delete everything. Well…

Damn. Sorry to hear that.

One of the absolute biggest failures of the US/Western "left" is the fact that most people are only capable of being anti-imperialist in the abstract and/or in hindsight. "Of course invading Iraq was bad!" people will say. "Of course invading Vietnam was bad! Of course the US lied about Iraq in the 90s to initiate the Gulf War!" (and Vietnam in the 60s, and Iraq again in the 2000s). But when it comes to what the empire is doing now people get fucking goldfish brains and are incapable of critically analyzing any new information. You see, we just have to stay in Syria to save the Kurds and defeat Assad. We just have to go to war with China if they try to reunify Taiwan to protect democracy. We should have stayed in Afghanistan to protect women and girls. Or people will try to both-sides it and say "well of course US imperialism is bad, but [insert Official Enemy State here] is just as bad if not worse!". Then when the empire makes its move and inevitably it kills thousands of people and makes the world objectively worse, then people will say "oh I guess it was bad after all", and the "anti-imperialists" of 20 years from now will pat themselves on the back for remembering that bad thing the empire did and knowing it definitely was bad.

All of this is supremely useless. If anti-imperialism means anything it means stopping the empire before it ever even starts, and if it does start, doing any and everything possible to sabotage and defeat it.

It’s simply untrue that opposition to the invasion of Iraq was mostly only adopted by us/western leftists retroactively. There was a gigantic antiwar movement! Possibly the biggest ever! It was decidedly not a majority among the American public, but it was definitely the standard position among anyone considering themselves a socialist, or even a left-liberal. It failed, tragically, but trying to write an enormous and energetic antiwar movement out of history is offensive to those who took part in it

It was also WRONG.

Look, was Tony Blair honest about Iraq? No.

Did a lot of innocent people die during the process? Yes.

Could it all have been handled better? Probably.

NONE OF THAT CHANGES THE BASIC FACTS.

Saddam was a monster, he was threatening the freedoms of his own people and the economic interests of Occidental civilisation.

He was defying us, and he needed to go.

The Middle-East is an important region, and the ability to project power there is essential. Anyone who threatens that must be dealt with.

What were you hippies with your tie-dyed shirts and your long hair and your sexual orgies and your low-emission cars going to do about his human rights abuses? What was YOUR solution? Oh, that's right: you DIDN'T HAVE ONE.

You criticised the problem solvers, but never stepped in to help yourselves.

The fact is, love him or hate him, George W. Bush stepped into the arena and got his hands dirty fixing the problem. You got to stay clean from the bleachers, jeering and mocking, imagining that it made you good people. It didn’t.

A man willing to actually try helping, even if imperfectly, is worth more than a man who stands by and insults, offering no aid himself.

@the-cybersmith can I study your brain in a lab

#what 0 dialectical historical materialism does to a mf

What does that have to do with anything?