Super Mario Galaxy thinks a solar system is called a galaxy and a galaxy is called a universe but it's a catchy name so like I get it
Mamma mia. Imma flunking out-a. Wahoo
But hey, things happen
The worst kind of pie
Item: Sleeping Gas Pies (can be detected by psychic powers)
I love when people get delightedly flustered by compliments. It activates some kind of insane prey drive in me. Today at lunch we had this cute trans server in a well-coordinated outfit and she got so bashful when I complimented it that I immediately became a dachshund of light flirtation and could not physically stop myself from laying it on outrageously thick just to see her begin to lose her composure and turn entirely pink.
Oh, so that’s the other side of this...
blood in the water baybee!!!!
Blushing or giggling is like the equivalent of a gazelle limping across the Serengeti in front of a leopard.
there's actually no fucking way this is the worst poll i've ever seen
Forgiveness
ID: comic: Person (throwing rocks at an elephant): why isn't it doing anything?
Elephant: Because there is no answer greater than silence and no punishment greater than forgiveness bitch /end ID]
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oh jeez it’s happening oh god i’m not ready oh my god
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to guage it’s size Official JUMBO CHARMANDER is roughly the size of the eyes of this scary massive pikachu in my possession
That’s Official JUMBO CHARMANDER alright
the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal
fewer posts about “why do straight women date men who hate them” and more posts about “why do so many men hate women that it’s genuinely difficult for straight women to find romantic & sexual intimacy with a man who doesn’t hate them”
this post was written by a trans person & is about misogyny, which affects all women, including trans women. transmisogynists begone, please.
so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
you understand.
So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-
people talking about australia like they do japan and korea
UGH this reminds me of bluey s2 e3 so bad… imagine growing up Australian and having fairy bread and pass the parcel at birthday parties 😩 its so crikeycore
Theyre just beautiful
they come in silver too :)
They are simply splendid :)
what emotion is this supposed to convey
some time ago now i made a video here are a few of the frames from that edit: to those of you looking for the video i put a link in the comments
Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice