yeet n skeet

Me every time my stomach hurts

Thats the easiest AITA ever

Here’s a little response straight from the picket line

What is life? How is this a real thing?

Yeah I don't think this was the actual Bob Iger friends

Data is going to fuck shit up!!!

Data really said ‘maybe violence IS the answer’

star trek heritage post (June 24th, 2022)

Wait, it got better.

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

It’s also, by all

accounts, the origin of

Cousin Throckmorton

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This is the future liberals (me) want

This is better than bathroom signs with like an image of mermaids n shit. As much as we like to joke trans people aren’t actually cryptids

[emerging from the hozier song covered in blood] anyway,

babygirl are you a cigarette

becauese you are a fag

TIL female gladiators or “gladiatrices” existed in ancient Rome, but were rare because it was considered unwomanly. One gladiatrix of note was a woman who fought wild boars with a spear while topless, and who would squat to urinate in front of a stunned crowd.

via reddit.com

butch realness

I ate peanuts discreetly, the once.

I'm absolutely terrible at comics, but had to illustrate this silly scene from HtN anyways

Mercy did kill god! it didn't stick but she did very much kill god

I ate peanuts discreetly, the once.

I'm absolutely terrible at comics, but had to illustrate this silly scene from HtN anyways

Mercy did kill god! it didn't stick but she did very much kill god

This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible

Never let them know your next move

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

appellomancers are based

Psychomachia

something i desperately need in alecto the ninth is for harrow to be chasing after gideon. like, one of the most heartbreaking aspects of their relationship is that gideon genuinely believes that harrow can never be as devoted to her as she is to harrow. like, she SAYS as much to ianthe at the end of htn (and meanwhile, harrow is standing in a crumbling mansion clinging to the memory of gideon for everything she’s worth, turning herself into gideon’s mausoleum, but gideon has no way of knowing that).

gideon needs to be wanted. she manifests that in her desire to join the cohort, and it is most obvious in the way she emotionally latches onto the idea of her mother, an idea that is violently destroyed when she finds out that her mother never wanted her either. that’s why she’s the saddest girl in the world, as nona says - she might be the prince of the empire, but she isn’t wanted. ianthe is more devoted to harrow. the emperor is grieving his original lyctors. harrow is still obsessed with the idea of the body in the tomb. pyrrha found nona to love instead. hell, even aiglamene kept herself at arm’s length throughout gideon’s life. gideon really, really doesn’t think that she is loved at all.

all of this is to say I need it to not be gideon running after harrow in the last book. I need harrow to be the one showing gideon how much she cares. that gideon’s sacrifice tore her apart, that she’ll willingly burn everything to get gideon back. let harrow be the devoted one.

Binged the first two books of The Locked Tomb series and obviously gay necromancers are my new obbsession now Gonna start Nona tommorow (so no spoilers pls!!) and i swear to god if it once again ends on a cliffhanger, im gonna eat someones arm off

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