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Sometimes I forget Tumblr exists, but then my Pinterest recommend gets filled with old 2012 Tumblr memes and I am dragged back to this hellsite

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Charles do not insult my music taste when you listen to christan rap, you don't get to make fun of YCGMA or cavetown when your favorite song's chorus is "jesus christ is my bae, I pray to him everyday"

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"Oh it's just a phase." my "phase" has lasted longer than all seven of your marriages Lindsey, do not even go there while you're eating my cranberry sauce.

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hera-the-wizard
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angelicichor

Funky concept - your height reversed is how tall you’d be as a cryptid/fantasy creature   ✌️

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wingdingle

4'5 :D

0'5 :D

1′5

sakdjfhg

8'5 :)

0.5, ants could never 🙃

7’5”

I’ve just measured, I’d be 4'5, this is herecy

2'5", fuck.

tiny, small, an INSIGNIFICANT height you little gremlin

You’re not THAT much better.

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0'6, lovely

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stuntbird

It all started out in highschool, clown highschool. I was the team captain for my school’s competitive clown karting team. I was able to get a scholarship to go to clown college where I majored in Slap stickery and Funny business. During the first three years I treated life like it was a game, I got myself a twink nerd clown bf who majored in Balloon biology and honkery. I went to so many parties with my best pal Bonkers, but he was a bad influence who got me addicted to silly string. After a year my twink clown nerd bf broke up with me, I threw a tantrum and tried to blow up the school. Luckily the clown principal was able to see the good in me and somehow was able to let it slide. All of those situations were a huge eye opener, I got my life back on track and graduated as clownadictorian my last year. Ever since then I became a huge CEO of the Funny business world and now live happily.

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What a fancy way to say you're jobless

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People say that this generation is too sensitive but at least we aren't racist, Karen

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We would live in a utopian society if we didn't all pretend mint was good. When's the last time you had something minty and thought to yourself "ah yes this is quiet enjoyable"

Mint sucks, wake up.

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stuntbird

Ok but you know what would be the fucking coolest: cowboy witches. Just think about it, the witches hat with a gold star, pointy boots with spurs, witches robe poncho mix, wand gun, potion flasks, cauldron spittoon, skele bison to pull the witch wagon.

Edit: how did I forget the horse head on a broomstick like those old kids toys????

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Or, listen to this, royal rogue.

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Shout out to my friend big L, who thought his headphones were a cryptid when his phone accidentally took a picture while in his pocket.