me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

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me in the pussy if im being fully honest
i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts
I absolutely fucking love haptic feedback on mobile devices. It feels like the prostate of a future tech god is showing me images of rodents. Pulse in my hand, boy.
You are really not going to like what getting a reply does to my phone
hey no you can still click directly to reblogs you just cant hit the blogs name. you have to hit the space around it
this area. if you hover over it it gives a visual cue and you are sent to the reblog. if you hit the user it sends you to their blog directly
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive
new yorkers are not smart enough to have built such a complex edifice
MAN YOU AINT BIG PUP- IM YA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY INNDIT NON STYOPPUHGH-
judge: state your name and age young girl: (with the voice of a trailer announcer) PEGGIE 18
people on tumblr can never say “i have anxiety” it’s always gotta be some shit like “obbghhhg the scaryfulness persists”
whenever my friend sends a picture of her dogs i always compress them in mspaint
"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit
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Ubers charge more if you order them from certain places, like bars where they know you have no choice if you’re drunk. Walk somewhere else just not anywhere that serves alcohol and then call for one. I’ve had my $40 dollar Uber go down to $20 before but it’s not always that dramatic.
That’s great information! Lumbridge home teleport costs 0gp every 30 minutes.
I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
