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"Lavenders blue-dilly dilly, lavenders green. If you were king-dilly dilly, you'd need a queen"
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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

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aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

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Love the humor :)

How Many Will You Get?

1. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

2. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

3. Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.

4. Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

5. Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.

6. A group of protesters in front of a physics lab: “What do we want?”. “Time travel” “When do we want it?”. “Irrelevant.”

7. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!

8. A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.

9. Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I’m positive.”

10. An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.