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Fuckin DRAGONS YALL

@the-anti-virgil

We’re gonna turn the Himalayas into the They/Themalayas
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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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Did you just know this

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

It appears to me a lot of people's impression of Sherlock Holmes' drug use out of context is "he's running around solving murders while coked out of his mind" which is really funny BUT!

As someone who reads acd canon & has the autistic urge to correct people about my interests, I'd like to let it be known that he actually primarily uses drugs between cases, because he gets painfully bored with nothing to do, stating "my mind rebels at stagnation." This is because he has adhd but the diagnosis hadn't been invented yet. Anyway

This can still be funny because it means the rest of the time he's acting like that while completely sober. He's just quirky. He IS a cokehead but it actually calms him down. Because he needs adderall

You may hear "Sherlock Holmes does cocaine" and think "oh, that explains why he's so fucking weird" but you would have it backwards. He does cocaine because he's already just Like That. He does this specifically when he's understimulated. They didn't have adhd meds in victorian london he's taking whatever stimulants are available. And That's why he's coked out of his mind. But Not while currently working on a case, because that keeps him busy

*note: I have adhd I know how it is

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cannot stop thinking about this genuinely. the ref……

When you’re supposed to be having a match but your tag partner is too busy being gay.

I love when this recirculates and I am here to fill in from blanks for those in the reblogs who aren't wrestling fans and want to know more. -Who am I looking at? What are their names? The blonde is Dark Sheik, the dark hair is Sawyer Wreck (she is six foot threeeeeee), the redhead is Masha Slamovich. The ref is Scarlette Donovan and she always makes the best faces. -What is the venue? It is the Ukranian Cultural Center in Los Angeles where GCW (Game Changer Wrestling) runs their shows. The venue is so pretty and then the wrestling can be absolutely off the walls. On more than one occasion I have seen Maki Itoh slice someone's head with a pizza cutter. -Why are they kissing? Wrestling just needs more of it. Sawyer has kissed opponents a few times. -How can I watch this stuff? You can watch GCW with a subscription to Fite TV. Or my personal favorite is IWTV (not Interview With the Vampire) Independent Wrestling TV. A lot of indies will post free matches or shows on YouTube. Support your local wrestlers! I feel that in the wake of drag bans and gender policing that the right indie wrestling community can serve as a protective pocket. So much indie talent is queer and the sport has grown beyond them boring whiteboys. What if I have more questions? Just message me. I literally will do whatever I can to find wrestlers or matches that would interest you.

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

a noble old wizard, and her mushroom-addled warlock roommate

Benjamin Varela was charged after shooting notoriously violent Proud Boy leader Tusitala “Tiny” Toese in the foot after Tiny and the mob he was leading physically attacked a group of anti-fascists in Olympia, WA. Benjamin is presently serving a three-year-sentence for defending fellow anti-fascists against a mob assault by Proud Boys.

Write to Benjamin: Benjamin Varela #434577 Stafford Creek Corrections Center 191 Constantine Way Aberdeen, WA USA 98520

You can also send contributions to his commissary fund via JPay.

im such a terrible cashier... today a customer asked me if i could do something and i said i could, and followed it up with "but will i"