Unbetitelt

Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore

sorry for not responding i just dont have the mental capacity to hold a conversation anymore

jon tma s1: Martin (derogatory)

dads are like: i don't give a shit about you personally. why are you mad at me

bitches be like ‘i’m well-adjusted’ and then project way too hard onto lonely-themed tma episodes

This episode was so good but boy am I afraid

Got fed trauma tea from my clone in the lonely domain 😔 can’t have shit in the apocalypse.

Lucretia, wearing a swimsuit, cutting the ribbon the brand new Bureau Community Swimming Pool: moon’s wet

[ID: Drawing of Lucretia, a middle aged black woman with short, white curly hair. She is posed dramatically in front of an open entrance way, illuminated by he light of a giant full moon behind her. She is wearing a blue two piece swimsuit and a long sheer, sparkly robe that billows around her. She is also wearing tall strappy heels and is holding out her balwark staff. Her arms are extended outward for full effect and she is smiling. There is large lettering around her that reads “She’s wet.” End ID]

She got that drip!

Just found out we're supposed to be LEARNING in online classes 😳😳😳 this is kinda embarrassing

Dudes be like ‘read one piece’ but ain’t never had One Piece of coochie

one of my favourite storylines in tma was when a youtuber got shot by a ghost and started to become an incarnation of pure violence, so an ex-cop and someone with library training decided that amateur surgery was the only solution

this post is inaccurate actually!

that man absolutely does not have library training!

[id: screenshot of a tweet edited to read, "i hate horror thank god podcasts are just gay romance"]

the theory that graduation is just fitzroys villain origin story is looking very sexy rn

magnus walked so sir fitzroy maplecourt could actually literally rip off a human man's arm huh

sometimes ppl ask me what I think of certain celebrities and it’s like. I simply do not think of them at all.

Power of LOVE!

Liking girls is NOT my only personality trait! I am also sad

and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

i’ve decided to quit trying to have a personality and just embrace the fact that i listen to my chemical romance