Happy Halloween

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

people who’ve never had to worry about money always think it’s a “scam” when other people desperately need money. it’s rly irritating and gross.

This Human And Dog Love Hiking Together In The Norwegian Wilderness, And Their Pics Are Absolutely Epic

Most of us will agree - dogs are awesome. They are loyal, fun and loving. And that’s exactly what Troja, an Irish Setter with a passion for treats and adventures, is.

what breed of dog is this

crazy

the dragonborn breed

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW dir. Jim Sharman

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

Bonus:

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

It feels like a chapter of my life that’s closed. Now, I don’t regret it, I just regret that it drove some people away.

Everybody pause your discussions about white men in androgynous clothing for a second and look at Ranveer Singh, a brown bollywood actor absolutely SMASHING it in these outfits for Vogue India 

Hes wearing a whole dress with BANGLES if yall cant tell

Things he did?That 

Just look

Amazing

I saw a man so beautiful I cried.

The funny cats histories

When you’re out with your dad and he just keeps talking to some random guy