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Hi, I'm bored. I have no idea whats going on half the time... By the way, what time is it?

Hello, i am making a very long post about incorrect quotes me and my dnd group characters would make except all of the quotes are from slimecicle and slimecicle videos because i am bored. Expect irregular updates idk

@juicemachineforever and @kyrostheking-blog feel free at add on or something idk eat a dick--

"I'm going on a hunger strike, against GOD."
-Marcie, literally all the time.
"There comes a time when we all face our demons, but why is mine so big."
-Marcie, after pissing Nyx off one too many times
"I completely disagree with everything established in the Geneva convention. And I'm going to violate it right now."
-Curi, just in general.
"You fool! Though physically we are close together, mentally we are lightyears apart. You cannot hurt me, even at this distance! Because of my personal shield. Before you were even born, I was already formulating this plan--"
-Faenor gloating behind Pennig, and immediately getting finnessed by a random attack behind him.

Some guy Curi met before: hey, I've seen your face before!
Curi, cocking a gun to some guy who called Curi short or baby before: yeah, everyone has nightmares.
"I'm fine, I'm fine... No, I'm not fine-- I'M BABY--"
-Curi, finally going thru the 5 stages of acceptance that he is, in fact, Baby.

"I'm going to Pudi Pudi you into your fucking grave."
-Marcie, getting the final hit on an enemy
"I've been dying for the last 6 hours like an absolute fool, but I just got my first fucking tool!"
-Curi, finally having a weapon that isn't a fucking gun.
"Watch out for the horses! No wait, those are chickens."
-Pennig, warning passers by of the Horde
"Wibbly, wobbly, we are one-- this banana I have is now a gun."
-Marcie, putting on Disguise Self and dispelling polymorph on the gun he definitely didn't steal from Curiosity
-Beatrice "Redback" Cornwallis.

i want art to feel EARNEST. this disgusting, near pornographic level of tongue in cheek meta humor is making me sick to my stomach. i don’t know how many more movies i can take about clever subversions and the movie winking at you to say “we know it’s a little silly, but…” where is the whimsy? why can’t we believe in the pretend you’ve created? why don’t you have enough faith in it? in my ability to believe?

I don't think about Harry Potter all that much these days but sometimes I just randomly remember that these kids were writing on parchment. Like I know they have an aesthetic but WHY are these children writing their essays on ANIMAL SKINS in this day and age. It just isn't practical. At least go with old-timey paper or something.

To all the people in the notes saying they thought that parchment was old-timey paper: you didn't write five fantasy books where it is explicitly mentioned as being used extensively multiple times each book. If you had, you presumably would've looked the word up in the dictionary first. Different writing materials require different types of storage and treatment and you'd look up parchment vs. paper if you were going to replace one with the other, to make sure you didn't make any stupid worldbuilding mistakes. Same as you would with vellum, or papyrus, or wood slips, or any other writing material.

you would be amazed and depressed to realize how confidently wrong most writers are about at least one crucially important item that made it to publication.

Another thing JKR did that bothered me as someone who volunteered at a raptor centre before I read the books (I was late to the party): the casual ease with which everyone handles owls.

The thing about owls, and raptors of any kind, is that they have big fucking talons. And it doesn’t matter if they're trying to hurt you or not, these are animals with meathooks on their feet. You need special equipment to handle them without risking serious injury and infection. You at the very least want a falconer's glove, but given that owls like to perch on your forearm like it's a branch, you're better off with an eagle glove which covers your whole arm.

At no point in the Harry Potter series is falconry equipment of any kind ever mentioned. People just let owls perch on their hands or shoulders like it's nothing. There's even one particularly cringe-inducing sentence where an owl sits on Harry's lap, a glaring continuity error in light of the epilogue where he has children. I could only conclude that standard wizard clothing universally includes thick leather gloves, shoulder pads, and a jock strap. That's the only way I could get through it.

"There's even one particularly cringe-inducing sentence where an owl sits on Harry's lap, a glaring continuity error in light of the epilogue where he has children."

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever said about Harry Potter

Apropos Quills, did you know that quills require an angled surface to function properly. And what is never mentioned in the books or seen in the movie…you’d be correct an angled desk. No wonder Harry’s handwriting was bad.

Agatha Fucking Christie's research was impeccable so yeah this is no excuse

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the   principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

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I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him

It’s so funny

Testosterone HRT Overview, Guide & Information for All People Seeking It

Hello, we're a genderqueer person who's been taking testosterone HRT since 2015. I've also worked in a pharmacy and we've seen a lot of the roadblocks that comes with people trying to start HRT. Nobody really explains how difficult it can be, even when you get your prescription. Because testosterone is a controlled substance in many places, it creates hurdles. There can be a lot going on, and some folks become very disheartened if their T isn't covered by insurance. i get that. We wanted to create a relatively easy to digest and succinct post detailing some common hurdles people have to face on the doctor/prescriber and insurance level, as well as after getting their hormones. *please note that a lot of this information is United States centric as that's where i live, i can't give information for a country i've never lived in, unfortunately.*

Doctors, Insurance & Getting Your Prescription

If your primary care provider is already familiar and comfortable with prescribing HRT, you can go through them, find an informed consent clinic, or seek an endocrinologist or gender affirming care specialist. Planned Parenthood is a good option for many people. If you don't have insurance, check to see if your area offers medicaid or other low income insurance plans, T can get pricey in some areas, especially for topical. if you can't access insurance please look into services like GoodRx that offer coupons and discounted rates for prescriptions.

Your provider will ask you some questions about your experience with gender, any dysphoria, why you want to seek medical transition, if you'd like to seek surgeries, assess your mental health, and then screen you for potential health problems or roadblocks. Your liver enzymes will be screened, as will your hormone levels, blood pressure, and some other things. Make sure your doctor knows to note that you are a transgender patient so that your blood tests are not discarded because your gender says "F" instead of "M" on the paperwork.

In some areas it is required to seek treatment with a therapist who specializes in transgender care to make sure this avenue is right for you. Not everywhere requires this step.

Make sure you talk to whoever is prescribing the testosterone to you about insurance, and if they are aware that testosterone is a controlled substance. A controlled substance is a substance that has been restricted by your country's government or governing medical organization and has to be monitored carefully. You need what's called a "prior authorization" from your doctor in order to get your insurance to give you your hormones in most states. Talk to your doctor and pharmacy about prior authorizations for your testosterone and syringes if you need them.

Currently, the only forms of testosterone available for masculinizing HRT are testosterone cypionate (injectable), topical gel, and patches. Topical forms are usually applied daily, injections can be done once or twice a week, or even more or less frequently if a person needs it. There is no pill option available for masculinizing HRT currently.

Do NOT become disheartened if you do not see the effects you want to see right away. It can take several years for the full effects of certain aspects of medical transition to show themselves. Stay patient, talk with your provider, talk to other trans people!

Stay patient, Stay positive!

HRT and Administering Testosterone

Effects of Testosterone HRT

  • Growth and thickening of facial and body hair begins 3 - 6 months after treatment starts and the full effect happens within 3 - 5 years.
  • Menstruation (periods) stop. This occurs around 2 - 6 months within starting treatment, and is one of the most desired effects.
  • Voice deepens. The vocal cords thicken, which can cause uncomfortable sensations in the throat for a time, such as a scratchy feeling, dryness, tightness, pressure, and a 'sore' throat that isn't sore in an illness related way. This begins 3 - 6 months after treatment starts, and the full effect happens in 1 - 2 years.
  • Body fat redistribution begins 3 - 6 months after treatment starts and the full effect happens within 3 - 5 years.
  • Growth or enlargement of Adam's apple.
  • Clitoris grows larger, and vaginal lining can thin and become drier. Some experience vaginal atrophy and/or painful levels of dryness, while some maintain a healthy level of vaginal fluids without problem. This begins 3 - 12 months after treatment starts, and the full effect is usually seen within 1 - 2 years, though some experience growth over a long period of time if their dose is low.
  • Change in body odor and increased sweating occurs within 1 - 3 months of starting treatment.
  • Muscle mass and strength increase, this will begin within 6 - 12 months and the full effect will be seen within 2 - 5 years.
  • Possible libido increase, though some report no changes or even the inverse.
  • Potential but not guaranteed balding or receding hairline, which is treatable, and not seen in everyone.
  • Potential increase in energy in general, some report an almost antidepressant like effect.
  • Possible increase in red blood cell production leading to high blood pressure, which is treatable via medications and donating red blood cells when appropriate and safe.

There is not really a guide book to masculinizing HRT and medical transition, most of the information there is is passed along between each of us. We will continue to edit this post as we think of more important information.

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Dos | Spiderverse | Concept080623a

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There is original lore for this. I might make a small series on it...

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Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

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A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

I feel like macro fetish people can come up with some really good stuff with this knowledge

I love everything about this!

I unironically love the basement train folks, they're just making these works of art for themselves and maybe like a few people that might care.

Just making huge very personal art installations for their own enjoyment.

Including silly but delightful things like that in there.

Just a delight!

Yea! And that reminds me of one of the quote tweets that said something like "shoutout to horny autistics you run the world" and I'm like hell yeah!!

Mother Whale’s Funeral

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Image one: Three whales circle a dead one in light-colored water with the caption “Everyone was invited to mother whale’s funeral. First came her own family, singing her favorite songs at the top of their lungs.”

Image two: An image of three birds dive-bombing around the dead whale’s eye, captioned “Next, the diving seabirds who dropped by to pay their respects.”

Image three: Many moon jellies pointing in every direction with the caption “Then the jellies of the midwater, dancing in celebration of a long life.”

Image four: An oarfish swims left at the top of the image, and two anglerfish swim at the bottom. The caption is “The oarfish waved their streamers, and the anglers flashed their lanterns as she passed us.”

Image five: A bright red fish circles and grips the dead whale, now sinking in almost-black water, with the caption “Even the giant squid, her ancient adversary, whispered goodbye in its own language.”

Image six: The skeleton of the dead whale is scattered on the bottom, surrounded by bottom-dwellers. The caption says “Until at last, out of the darkness, the final guests arrived. ‘Thank you,” they called, ‘thank you…’“

Image seven: The full whale skeleton is surrounded by bottom dwellers. “And they sat down to eat.” End of ID.]