“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

"Ugh, there's no original ideas anymore, everything's already been done..." WRONG. What about those ladies from Austria singing about being possessed by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe

All of you that voted for poland better sleep with one eye open

WHY THE FUCK DID POLAND QUALIFY. WHY. THE. HELL. AND GEORGIA DIDN"T????? FUCKING INSANE

WHY. WHY. WHY.

Eurovision at its core (at least how we interact with it on Tumblr dot com) is the embodiment of "I didn't say it was good, I said I like it"/"I didn't say it was bad, I said I hate it"

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time

harlot

my unreliable ass could never be a narrator

Sorry for admitting that I listen to musicals do you still think I'm hot

I learned how to accidentally sleep on the couch from my father

𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷𝟼, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

I be like ''lord'' ''god'' ''jesus christ'' and the mfs dont even mean anything to me

the main experience of being in my 20s has been standing in the middle of a grocery store & checking my notes app grocery list

my new year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, eldritch, monstrous, blood-sucking and unholy. and maybe tidy my room.

cannot stop watching love is blind. I cry at the weddings. I fucking hate how heterosexual it is. why are they all conventionally attractive. I want what alexa and brennon have. zanab and cole both need so much therapy and they should not be allowed near each other. what the fuck is matt's problem. nancy deserves better. I want a wedding dress. I never want to get married.

If I had a nickel for everytime a Hobbit gained the trust of a king only to disobey him for the greater good I would have 3 nickles which is not a lot but it's definitely showing a pattern and its all Gandalf's fault