I'm here, I'm queer and full of existential fear

Izzy gets muppetified against his will.

Rediscovered a sketch from my sketchbook and spent WAY too much time in clip studio to make this.

I’m still not normal about this show.

part 2 (?)

This dog is sitting, standing, and laying at the same time

(via)

[ID: A screenshot of a Tweet and ReTweet.

The original Tweet reads: "do the studios realize that the current state of streaming residuals absolutely destroys the moral case against piracy".

The ReTweet adds on: "like the moral case against piracy is 'people deserve to get paid for their work' except it turns out the people getting paid aren't the people who did the work'".

End ID.]

what if i just lost it. what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

heartening saga honestly

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy

If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

In my state of sleep deprived delirium, i have taken a step along the razor-fine line between genius, and madness..

Behold the Triple Triangle Taco

IT HOLDS ITS SHAPE

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

the crew cheering Stede on during the duel my beloved:

my heart hurts they've already warmed so much to him

"damn bitch you live like this?" but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

rhubarb's drag race is everything to me

Oh my God

You two have joint ownership of this post now

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

im having a moment

im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.