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vegetable noodle

@thatsoup / awenyota.com

soup / 35 / it / ΘΔ / genderfluid / asexual / several possums in a human suit - you can talk at me if you want to know more! icon drawn by @furrynewt I am trans, stop asking.
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fascinating to watch society increasingly work itself into contortions about how to make a principled distinction between boy tits (pedestrial!) and girl tits (taboo!) because even as the rigid gender binary is slowly chipped away, we can’t handle the fact someone somewhere might be turned on

some breast cancer survivors have breasts but no nipples; are their chests nsfw? if they have their nipple transplanted to their forehead, must it be covered? if i have my nipples moved to my forehead but then later acquire tits via hrt or breast implants, then are they nsfw? why is a trans man’s chest post top surgery sfw but not pre? why is a flat-chested woman’s chest never sfw? what if someone refuses to disclose their AGAB? must they wear Schroedinger’s Sports Bra at all times? if someone transitions, has top surgery, then decides to go back to identifying as a woman, does their chest become NSFW again, or does it remain SFW?

so many philosophical questions! and what a waste of human brain power and technical ability to spend it all on arcane points of content moderation. at what point does this all become such a drag on our economy, that we have to jettison our hangups or else permit innovation to grind to a halt?

official boob post

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i am profoundly honored by this

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *guy who is su-

hey. stop being funnier than me

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What about plushies? Like oversized living stuffed animals taut with stuffing?

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No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

You're not gonna believe this, coming from someone who wrote literally two short stories' worth of in-universe, in-character research on the subject, but I love plushie stuff!

I guess I should also say like, obvs being ace and all, this really is more "what gives me brainworms the most", but plushie stuff and they dynamics of all that? Big tactile vibes, very comfy, A+

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okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie

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my autism diagnosis has nothing to do with this