Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
someone had the idea of hearing jamie say the words "holeh guacamoleh" and they reverse engineered a whole scene to reach that conclusion
#ohhhh this explains the zava arc @luthiery
Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.
a framed picture of legolas in the girl’s bathroom at this sushi place
This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that
"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude
Adventures in babysitting: a saga
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One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.
It’s one of the best things.
My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn
Senior tumblrists:
Happy fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood Saturday
Controversial opinion, but I prefer Reddit refugees to Twitter refugees.
Reddit was never about clout. No one really follows anyone on reddit. Reddit is barely for posting, as most people are lurkers. Like Tumblr, it doesn't really have a character limit, so users can just go nuts in the discourse. And sure. It can be just bad discourse.
But at least it's not fucking truncated like Twitter and TikTok discourse. At least you can have actual discourse on reddit.
Reddit was also about having a very niche specific weird interest and sharing it with other weirdos and fans of that niche very specific interest.
How is that so dissimilar from Tumblr?
I welcome them more than I welcome Twitter users.
*tumblr user about to say something the whole website agrees with* "Controversial opinion, but-"
happy pride month
Long game people, it’s all about the long game
#talk shit get lit
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
never thought i’d see this one in the wild
ok now im kinda curious
Absolutely obsessed with the site culture of lovingly ganging up on poll creators who make small mistakes
Hey. Language people. What the FUCK is up with "W"
like. It's just "double-U". UU. Just "U" twice. And it makes the same goddamn noise anyways. And fuck, other languages just call W "double-V" and give it a V sound. And the noise doesn't change! At all!! So why? Why????
What if we did that with other doubled letters. Like "O". It's not a door anymore, it's a d∞r. And you're standing on the fl∞r. Yeah, it's the double-O. Alphabet has 27 letters in it, now. Fuck you
CRAB CATASTROPHE AT THE ASIAN SUPERMARKET
I walked up while a woman was in the middle of browsing the fishmonger's section with her family. She was looking into a big bin with her daughter. I overheard the mom ask something that sounded very much like "...están muertos?" and the daughter nodded very confidently. The mother reached in. Audible click of crab claws. LOUD yelp. Uncontrollable giggling of the daughter as the mother held up a hand with a very much living crab wriggling in her grip, chained to five other crabs in a claw-handhold. The five other crabs then fell on the floor and started scattering. Just some absolutely Looney Tunes events happening today.
“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war
shoutout to that dj who tried to cover for miles and his parents shouting at each other by turning up the party music real loud... the real hero of the movie