so does the itch to run away ever really go away
Well that’s not very in love with me of you
of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
Plants what now
There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can't say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.
I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too
yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records
Can I have a fact? Please?
All animals have feelings and when they die they go to heaven and we don't
Even the stupid fucking jellyfish gets to go, but we don’t. we don’t get to go.
Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!
so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic
i hate this post so much because literally every note is talking about spontaneous generation or asking me if i have mold poisoning when im talking about the very real phenomenon of cockroaches and centipedes showing up to my house and beating me up within an inch of my life
ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool
"eroticism of the flesh" this and "eroticism of the machine" that. what about eroticism of the sharp and dangerous objects that can kill you
What people think I want to hear: "You're so tall and smart and handsome and funny"
What I really want to hear: "Elon Musk has died tragically age 51 on Friday the 24th March 2023"
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.
What a ride
I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT
l e m o n m a n
Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE
jj: lmao what
Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????
jj: whatever you say lemon man
lemon man:
Nice ending for this…
SNNNRRK
lemon man 🍋🍋🍋
nothing in life brings me more joy than every time i see this post🍋
nothing in life brings
me more joy than every
time i see this post🍋
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hey joel. one thousand plagues cast upon your home btw
great now i have 1003 plagues
loser
the effects of cancel culture ...
do we live in a society Joel hayes from youtube. do we
did you get those checkmarks yourself or did your mommy buy them for you
oh that’s funny your mom got them for me actually. she says hi
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal [-1]
what would you give for a chance to write this story a different way?
what would you give for
a chance to write this story
a different way?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Having autism is like
Having ADHD is like
Having both Autism and ADHD is like
hey sorry but we put your boyfriend in a glue trap. yeah no, i don't really get it either. no no it's just like the meme of the week. yeah, he's pretty stuck in there. sorry. I'm so sorry.
call me a creep, but
i love music so much id give the Radio Head!
in hindsight Johnny Bravo actually had a humiliation kink probably
real question is do YOU
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