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an archive

@thatsaverygoodpost

Plants what now

I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too

Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!

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so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic

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i hate this post so much because literally every note is talking about spontaneous generation or asking me if i have mold poisoning when im talking about the very real phenomenon of cockroaches and centipedes showing up to my house and beating me up within an inch of my life

thetrippytrip

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

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darthkres

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

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bulph

god this was worth the read

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dreaminducks

Yes this is long but I promise you the story of lemon man is worth knowing. And reblogging.

What a ride

I summoned a shitload of willpower to continue this despite my ADD. WORTH IT

l e m o n m a n

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crxssed-hybrid

Lemon man: ALL women and GAY MEN cannot do SHIT they are all USSELESS and yalls business will FAIL unless you have a MAN in CHARGE

jj: lmao what

Lemon man: what???? huh?????? u triggered?????????

jj: whatever you say lemon man

lemon man:

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muriels-wife
GOD TIER POST RIGHT HERE

Nice ending for this…

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seductively-eats-a-bagel

SNNNRRK

lemon man 🍋🍋🍋

nothing in life brings me more joy than every time i see this post🍋

nothing in life brings

me more joy than every

time i see this post🍋

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hey joel. one thousand plagues cast upon your home btw

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great now i have 1003 plagues

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loser

the effects of cancel culture ...

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do we live in a society Joel hayes from youtube. do we

did you get those checkmarks yourself or did your mommy buy them for you

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oh that’s funny your mom got them for me actually. she says hi