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The God of Tumblr

@thatqueerchoirkid

he/him xe/xem/xyr they/them she/her
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idk jokes just dont become unfunny to me. i love literally repeating the same thing over and over again. i may get bored eventually but never seriously annoyed

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i rely on templates to be social a lot actually. a lot of time hanging out with friends means repeating the same phrase to eachother over and over again

many such phrases

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many such phrases

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just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage

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at school. barely snuck him in because he is a ball and this sign very clearly disallows him. but they made an exception because he is so cute!

dandelions are so cute and bright and whimsical I can’t believe there’s whole sections of hardware/home stores dedicated to killing them why are they americas #1 most hated flower

she’s so sweet just let her grow :(

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

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queer lizards are extra cool

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Anonymous asked:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED

Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

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my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s