first thing i noticed: hey this doesn’t sound like the melody of “it don’t mean a thing” but it’s jazz so maybe i’m just dumb

second thing: yoda kinda sounds like louis armstrong

third thing: hey that’s the fucking cantina theme

wtf are these kind of posts

mind your own business

I had a sudden strike of inspiration again for making a generator! Hope someone finds it useful :) Drag or screenshot!

Note: I encourage to pick 2-3 times from the additional/special abilities squares. Also to just take the body type square as a inspiration and not super strictly.  ❤

WE HAVE MORE

Top made by @d4gm4rs & bottom made by @devogamer !!

My icon is literally Tavros Nitram handcuff me already you fucking pussy.

hmmm

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

It’s him. my cousin throckmorton

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

you know too much

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

it’s dark

lemme help you with that @i-am-a-fish !

A warning

If you ask about it they throw you out of the store

you ask and they shoot you point blank

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

My Irish friend didn’t believe me when I told him that in Florida there is literally a wall of orange juice in every grocery store.

Florida. My greatest American stronghold. The center of my power.

I thought this was going to be inspirational but it’s better

my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do

HABY BIRTDOY

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

pockets need money

I’ve never seen a better post