Tumblr Code.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

my favorite character from lord of the rings

great names for triplets

10/10 would visit again

Waste their time AND get three prostate orgasms out of it?! Legendary

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

Do you always get smooches and a dachshund from joining antifa? If the answer is yes, how do I?

I love your enthusiasm but have you ever seen a dachsund in your earthly life

who here self identifies as a nerd

*raises hand* nerd; subspecies geek; type: fangirl; categories: TDP, A:TLA, WOF, MCU, POTO, M:TOLBACN, other miscellaneous

girl what

please say date of origin

this is from today

repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

Miw fandom! Let's make a petition for Chris to bring back the skiiiirt

i feel like everyone’s forgotten some Covid basics so please let me remind you:

so like maybe stop being a little bitch and endangering others because you really, really needed to go out to dinner or get fucked up at a bar instead of in your home like a respectable person

IM LAUGHING AT THIS HEADLINE

when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

Girl help I'm losing my fixation

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my fixation

at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

DEAD

mihcrowháve

nigella you’ve got to be kidding me