isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

Its April at the time of queueing this i will probably have forgot about this by then…

“Can I get a hecking uhhh girlfriend?”

“Ma’am this is a McDonald’s”

the thought of a girl coming over to sit on ur lap and put her arms around u ………. effervescent

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

why is it that when people have like 3a curls it’s cute if they do a wash n go on the regs but if a girl like me with 4c hair does that its “oh, you need to do something with your hair” ???

For reference:

3a:

4c:

Not enough of y'all are rebloging 👀

Is loving both the wrong reaction?

Loving both is valid

4c girls just don’t get enough love

4c girls have.,.,.,. Whole Clouds just chilling on their head imagine being that cute

You DON’T need to do anything with your hair. Your hair is BEAUTIFUL .

BRING BACK THE AFRO EVERYONE

i’m passive until it comes to others. someone shits on me? cool, idc. someone shits on my friend? YA READY TO FUCKEN DIE BITCH

heres a TOTALLY BLANK image!! there is DEFINITELY NO REASON for u to click it!!!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

homophobes are always like “stop erasing platonic love!” when someone ships best friends but like whomst is your partner if not your best friend that you also kiss

can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her

and how could i possibly forget, show my appreciation of her achievements by pointing wildly and shouting "THAT'S MY WIFE!!!" before running over to hug and kiss her and tell her how wonderful she is and how much i love her

damn all you have to do is say "wife" and it's like an incantation for summoning every wlw on this site

@ my followers: i’ve never spoken to 97% of y’all and all we do is reblog posts from each other but you guys are amazing 

tall girls? short girls? average girls? man i love them

trans girls? cis girls? shit i love them too

chubby girls? skinny girls? average weight girls? muscular girls? we stan them

black girls? asian girls? native american girls? white girls? every other ethnicity girls? they’re all so good

lesbian girls? bisexual girls? pansexual girls? polyamorous girls? straight girls? aroace girls? everything else girls? you’re doing amazing, sweetie

girls? fuck yeah

Accents are literally just different mouth fonts.

Why the fuck does this make sense

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Anyone wanna ask me stuff?

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

I still do this…very let down.

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

I am Jess, God of my aesthetic

I am Dani, God of my fanfiction.

I mean?? It’s not wrong??

I am emma god of the shadows

yEEEES

I am Nate, God of the world and also girls

Well alrighty then

I am death, god of my sadness

I am Michelle, god of me and I

I am Zack, god of the desert

I am Ryan, God of the best friend

neato

I am Ashlyn, God of the day

I am Jaco, god of gayness

I am Jaimie God of the whole situation

I am Seth god of canon

i am helena and i am god of i guess this hasn’t been the best 4 years of my life (certainly fucking hoping not anyway)

I am Diana, Godess of the box.

I am Bri, goddess of the best things in the past.

Ummmm okay,,,,,?