you: zutara
me, an intellectual: zukka
Avatar the Last Airbender as Shane Madej Quotes
Aang:
Katara:
Sokka:
Toph:
Zuko:
Uncle Iroh:
Azula:
Ty-Lee:
Mai:
i am so bad at these
Toph & Zuko’s relationship is super sweet. Zuko could be like the older brother that Toph never had…..and the fact that she’s the only one who didn’t blanch at Iroh’s sweaty sandal…plus she gets along really well with Iroh……and the only one who didn’t reject him when he first wanted to join the Gaang. Wished they got to explore more of these two’s camaraderie in the series.
Hunk: you know what cartoon character I always had a thing for, Kim Possible Shiro: I always liked Kida from Atlantis Pidge: all about Batman for me… well his gadgets Keith: I always thought Sokka was cool and funny Lance: man I pinned after Zuko so hard Others:*staring at them* Lance and Keith: what?
Desperately Gay TM
pls don’t re-post without my permission
\(^//v//^)/ <3
Harry: On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine, because I’m the one you need.
Draco: I’m a ten.
Harry: No, it’s a pickup lin-
Draco: I. Am. A. Ten.
8th Year Quidditch Commentary
Luna: Ooh, Harry and Draco just completely missed the snitch again! Ron doesn't seem too happy about that. It's okay Ron, I'm sure they'll get together soon and be able to focus on something besides each other's arses—
McGonagall: MISS LOVEGOOD!
Luna: Sorry, Minerva! But I admit I can see why! I've always found Draco's bottom to be very shapely, and Harry's has recently become really toned—
McGonagall: I swear to you Miss Lovegood, I WILL replace you if you are incapable of focusing on Quidditch!
Luna: Oh, look! I think Slytherin has just scored. Whatever were you looking over here for, Ron? Anyway, Harry and Draco must both have a case of the Woomplies because just look at that tension! Come on, kiss him, Harry!
McGonagall: This is NOT a platform for you to make up some complete nonsense about— Oh, good lord.
Luna: Oh!! And it was actually Draco who went in for the kiss! That was a surprise! Harry seems quite excited about it though. Wow, they really are quite lovely together, don't you all think? Of course, Ginny is the loveliest player of all, but since this commentary is meant to target the interests of the entire student body, I will avoid discussing my girlfriend's beautiful, firm—
McGonagall: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, MISS LOVEGOOD!
Luna: Ooh, look! Slytherin have scored three more goals! Ronald seems very distracted. It's okay, Ron! I'm sure there will always be a place for you in Harry's heart!
McGonagall: I need a fucking drink.
Alternative twist on the “married in Vegas” trope:
Some Auror party or other and the trio is flat-out drunk, when Ron is like “so mate since Ginny’s dating Luna now we need another way to make you a Weasley”
Harry wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover and barely any memory of the night before. Drags himself to the kitchen and nearly gets a fuckin heart attack
Because
Taped to the fridge there’s this purple Ministry certificate testifying to the adoption of one Harry James Potter by Ronald and Hermione Weasley-Granger
Draco: Hey, Weaslette, where's your boyfriend?
Ginny: ...?
Draco: You know, Potter. Scarhead. Golden Boy. Chosen One.
Ginny: Um...I'm dating Luna? And Harry's gay?
Draco: ...
Ginny: ...
Draco: ...brb
Draco: *in the distance* POTTER!
Harry: Fuck, I think Ron is coming up the stairs!
Draco: I'll hide in the closet
Harry: But you just came out of there
Draco: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR PUNS
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if all you read is fanfiction and you really need to sleep clap your hands 👏👏👏👏👏
Me reading a story that dives into the romance 3 pages in: whoa whoa wHOA take a chill pill dudes i need some actual plot
Me reading a story that doesnt have romance 3 pages in: are they ever going to admit their love for one another i dont know if i can deal with this much angst
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Each house when: at the Gay Pride
Gryffindor: wears their flag like a cloak, carries Puff on their shoulders, most likely to sing the loudest
Hufflepuff: happily throws glitter at everyone, sobs when they see an elderly couple, incredible dance moves
Ravenclaw: prettiest wittiest signs, flowercrowns, "Did you know the first Pride was a riot ?"
Slytherin: outfit overlords, mighty photographers, Gay Squad™
not to keep putting harry potter on your dashes in 2019 but i just got the part where harold and his friends destroy government property and was like “sick” (click for hopefully better quality smh) [redbubble] [speedpaint]
all I can think about is that Arthur Weasley would think fidget spinners are the best thing since sliced bread