New account @thatonerandomgaybitch sorry I’m not creative

She means @thatonerandomgaybitchimproved

GODDAMNIT WHY CAN’T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT

Shush you are good at things

Just got this snap from the mother-in-law

heres the idea: instead of vogue magazine it’s vague magazine. all the editorials are blurry. models shot from 60 feet away. ads just say “buy it”. models hide behind trees and shrubs. you can’t tell what anyone’s wearing.

You've heard of Dream Daddy now get ready for

Nightmare mommy

coraline

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

He looks so insulted

He did the “You motherfucker” nod omfg

i can’t stop fucking thinking about my english prof talking about the queer historical significance of the word “sweet” as a deliberate indicator of homosexual love and how that relates to both edward ii and gaveston, as well as hamlet and horatio. so, because shakespeare was likely totally knowledgeable about codes that queer men were using (cos like duh obvs), the inclusion of “sweet prince” at the end of hamlet is in all likelihood a completely deliberate indication that hamlet and horatio were in love

i’m???? so gay for literature and history lmao

my good sweet honey lord????

I WROTE A WHOLE PAPER ON THIS SHIT IN DOCTOR FAUSTUS HIT ME UP LITERALLY ANY TIME YO.

“goodnight, you gay fuck”

i can’t stop fucking thinking about my english prof talking about the queer historical significance of the word “sweet” as a deliberate indicator of homosexual love and how that relates to both edward ii and gaveston, as well as hamlet and horatio. so, because shakespeare was likely totally knowledgeable about codes that queer men were using (cos like duh obvs), the inclusion of “sweet prince” at the end of hamlet is in all likelihood a completely deliberate indication that hamlet and horatio were in love

i’m???? so gay for literature and history lmao

my good sweet honey lord????

I WROTE A WHOLE PAPER ON THIS SHIT IN DOCTOR FAUSTUS HIT ME UP LITERALLY ANY TIME YO.

“goodnight, you gay fuck”

I’m the girl with the extremely knowing smile in the foreground

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

No but the best part of this is that this isn’t Nintendo telling adults they support GSM rights.

It’s Nintendo telling kids it’s okay.

I might of reblogged this but its too important to not reblog again

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

Perhaps, but like— a golden piece of shit. The best piece of shit. Glorious. Beautiful.

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

If a day come when this doesn’t bring me

Joy, send me to heaven

me, knowing damn well that buzzfeed almost certainly is making queer videos for that sweet demographic money: i’m going to go watch all of buzzfeed’s queer videos now

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

Important!

I just saw this thread on Twitter and I (along with everybody else who has seen the many threads going around the site) am genuinely scared for Dan and Phil’s safety. I haven’t seen anybody discussing this serious issue on Tumblr so I thought that we could help out along with the Twitter phandom.

People are currently reporting the issue to Dan and Phil’s management (Above The Fray) to their email enquires@abovetf.com and their phone 0203 701 0393 along with the venue Comerica Theatre to their email  Comerica.SiteFB@livenation.com and their phone 602 379 2800

Stay safe everyone

Is this real? Oh socks, is this actually fucking real? I’m freaking out and I’m about to cry

This cannot be real, oh socks

@haze-maze Hazel

WHY IS RYAN THERE IM CRYING