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My ideal phantom of the opera cast
Christine: Sarah Palin Erik: Michael Cera Raoul: Kanye West Meg: Betty white Madame Giry: The rock The Persian: Danny DeVito Carlotta: Hulk Hogan
Phantom of The Opera
erik: yo im just gonna blow up some shit im real creepy and im gonna kill that fuckboy kk bye
raoul: hey girl I WAS THE BOY WHO FETCHED YOUR SCARF IN THE SEA REMEMBER ME DO YOU LET ME GIVE YOU ROSE FEEL MY HAND THATS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
managers: christine we got this down oh shIT WE DON'T
carlotta: all you twig bitches dont listen to me especially you ramen noodle hair girl
madame giry: yeah theres this man whos like older than you but he likes you ok christine
meg: christine THERES A MAN WHO IS CREEPY AS FUCK
christine: i just asked for singing lessons
Reblog if you love erik but you would drop kick his ass back to the sewers if he were a real person
Gustave: Since I know you’re my father now, tell me more about you Erik: Well I taught your mother how to sing I lived in a basement I started a fire Gustave: Too much information Erik: I also killed people
This is one of my favorite pictures. Christine and Erik look so married here it isn’t even funny 😭❤️ Like imagine the conversation that could be happening omg 😭
[having a seance]
Madame Giry: If you are here, speak to us.
Erik, screaming: Just a city boy, born and raised in south-
Gustave: Father, have you ever heard of the opera house in France that burned down? They say it’s because of a ghost
Erik: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phantom of the Opera explained, song by song
Prologue: Once upon a time...
Overture: If this song played at your funeral, you'd rise from the dead
Think of Me: Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
Angel of Music: Yeah it's totally my dead dad
Little Lotte: Friendzoned
The Mirror: Friendzoned part 2
Title Song: This isn't my dead dad
Music of the Night: This organ isn't the only thing I can use my fingers on
Stranger Than You Dreamt It: U G L Y u ain't got no alibi u ugly
Magical Lasso: Bitch shut up
Notes: This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
Prima Donna: What's the worst that can happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Poor Fool: 🐸
Why Have You Brought Me Here: There's like one redeeming trait in Erik and I'm holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
All I Ask of You: The first happy moment of the show
All I Ask of You Reprise: Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn't even the worst that can happen yet
Masquerade: The second and final happy moment of the show
Why So Silent: Happy time is over
Notes: The fuck?
Twisted Every Way: Terrible idea. Let's do it.
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: Time to be a strong independent woman
Wandering Child: Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe...
Bravo Monsieur: Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
The Point of No Return: If sex was a song
Final Lair: Great googly moogly it's all gone to shit
Antoni Porowski : an award winning, celebrated chef.
Also Antoni Porowski : looks surprised and genuinely shocked when people like his cooking
this man asked if its okay to buy an engagement ring with a skull on it and antoni went through every stage of grief in the background within about four seconds
every episode of queer eye
bobby: your house is blue and grey now antoni: do you like dip tan: patterned shirt, french tuck jonathan: literally just wash your face karamo: FACE YOUR DEMONS