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Anonymous asked:

Say something nice about gamers, you won't.

I’ve said so much about gamers, a recap:

I’ve said on many occasion they DON’T drink water, they can’t, they’re physically incapable.

Gamers have scaly skin like lizards

to be a self-proclaimed gamer means to rip a part of your soul out and give it to EA

Gamers will only watch movies, shows, or read books that are about games or remind them of games

Gamers think borderlands is funny

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Borderlands IS funny, its fucking hilarious dude

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*points huge crooked finger at you* GAMER GAMER GAMER GAMER GAMER

I am a GAMER I am the proud owner of one (1) Wii

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the best party game I’ve ever played was “who can draw the sexiest St. Sebastian”

Is the game "Debate historical artists' depictions" or is it "you have five minutes to draw, time starts now"

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the latter, first we browsed sexy traditional depictions of St. Sebastian and then we drew our own

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

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you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

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im back with clip paint studio

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

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I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

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Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!

The hares are following me. They know my sins

This sounds like my run-of-the-mill shitposting but my neighborhood has an infestation and they are watching me. Every time I go outside there’s two or three of them just standing there gazing at me. Staring at me with their twitchy rabbity eyes. Waiting. Watching. Because they know. They know. 

We follow you on tumblr as well, Gaud.

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Welcome to Tumblr.

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Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

Yes.

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What? How? O_O

IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

HOW DID YOU…..!?!?!?

Waaaaat

Yup

I’m doubting

I call bullshit

OK WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE–

Ive tried this before but maybe it’ll work this time????

It’s the same as it was on my dash

wAIT ADFJKLFJ IT WORKED ON MOBILE

How the fuck

//Oh. My. Fuck.

i dont believe this

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CHECKED MY BLOG ON MOBILE AND THE GIFS CHANGED IM SCREECHING

ok it changed, but to like none of the fandoms im in

okay for some weird reason it works on mobile but not on actual tumblr??? what the fuck

it’s also not entirely accurate and i object to it insisting i’m in the supernatural fandom i would literally rather fucking die

it’s also showing a, i think thats a Hamilton gif? and i have literally never seen that nor have any interest in a musical about america

the rest are 100% accurate tho.

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I find a lot of arguably mean things funny, but there’s a special place in my heart for hardcore hipsters who insist they love tea despite having no idea how to brew it and just choking down that hot bitter disaster while insisting it’s God’s gift to man

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My man Tanser over here gulping back scalding mugs of $40/oz organic loose leaf white tea that he steeped for half an hour before his holistic underwater basket weaving course at Lord Wiffleton’s Combination Waffle House And Taco Bell: I dunno I just prefer it over coffee I guess I’m just different

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Okay, I’m getting questions so here’s what’s up.

Y'all are thinking of the water as n ingredient- what you gotta do is think of it like an oven.

Think about baking cookies- you can have all the best ingredients, all the perfect measurements, all the right consistency- but if the oven is too hot or you leave the dough in for the wrong amount of time, you don’t have cookies, you have sludge or charcoal.

With tea, the water is the oven.

White and green teas are delicate and prone to scalding- IE, the cookies burn easy. Put the water to a low boil, with small bubbles- tiny, like pinheads- and pour the water onto your leaves in the teapot to steep for 1-2 minutes- one teaspoon of tea per cup of water. Then strain the tea without squeezing the leaves- squeezing and crushing releases more of the natural tannins, which are healthy for you but taste bitter.

Likewise, the shape of the leaf can alter the taste- whole leaf teas are more expensive and take longer to steep, but have a subtle, pleasant taste that can have a lot of layers to it.

Read which are granular and crushed up are called Fannings- they’re typically cheaper, as they’re the castings that come from whole leaf tea processing, and they steep faster, but they also turn bitter easily and cloud the tea’s color. Fannings usually have a strong, bold flavour compared to whole leaf variations, but lack complexity.

Next are oolong teas- oolong teas come from the same plant as white and green teas, as well as black tea. The difference between the four is the oxidization of the plant- the Tea plant.

Oxidization is the process that causes the leaf to change color- white teas are the least oxidized and black teas are the most oxidized.

An oolong is a tea leaf that isn’t quite oxidized enough to be called a black tea. It usually has a reddish color to it, and can steep any color from amber to deep red. It also has a good but of caffeine in it, and a more bitter taste than green or white tea. I personally enjoy oolongs because the ones sold in my area tend to have a sort of woodsy-fireplace kind of taste.

To prepare an oolong, take one teaspoon of leaf per cup of water, and bring your water to a medium boil- the bubbles should be the size of the tip of your finger, no bigger. Pour the water onto the leaf and steep for 3-5 minutes.

Again, be sure not to squeeze the leaves while straining.

Black tea is the most oxidized leaf, and also contains the highest concentration of caffeine.

Black tea is also sturdy and hard to bruise, so to prepare it, you can bring the water to a full rolling boil and steep it around 4-5 minutes.

Black teas also tastes the most bitter of all the variations I’ve listed, so be aware of that. Depending on how they’re processed, though, they can have a wide range of warm, smoky flavors.

The darker the leaf, the longer it usually needs to steep, and the more bitter it is, but the more caffeine it has.

The smaller the leaf, the cheaper, faster, and stronger the flavor, but also less subtle the taste.

Good green teas are typically bright, vibrant green.

White tea, contrary to the name, produces pale yellowish or greenish tea.

Herbal teas are 1 to 1.5 teaspoons per cup of water, at a rolling boil, and should usually steep at Least 5 minutes.

Again, contrary to the name, Herbal Tea isn’t technically Tea, as it doesn’t actually contain Leaves from the Tea plant- these are called tisanes by detail-oriented nerds like me.

Herbal teas can be made of anything from dried fruits to flowers to vegetables, spices, and garden herbs, and don’t have any caffeine unless intentionally added.

Herbal tea also doesn’t release the tannins that green, oolong, and black do, so it doesn’t typically turn bitter with time.

Do be careful not to steep too long, though, because it can turn too strong and pungent to drink.

Each tea blend is different, and is specifically designed to be prepared a certain way to get the intended taste, so these guidelines will vary from tea to tea, but the important thing is that you find something you genuinely enjoy.

It doesn’t matter if what you like is some fancy expensive matcha or a cheap dollar store chai; as long as you enjoy it, there’s no wrong choice.

To beat the metaphor: Please don’t force yourself to eat burnt cookies!

Enjoy what you put in your food hole

Is this a bad time to point out that sometimes it is enjoyable to drink burnt tea because it is has that particularly tanniny bitterness that overwhelms all other flavors?

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Hey my friendo as long as that’s the recipe you crave

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a funky test for character design

draw all your poc characters in black and white, without greytones, and check if they’re still recognizable as poc.

if they look completely fucking indistinguishable from your white characters then u should work that

no, having a cartoony/anime inspired art style isn’t a reason to not learn how to do this either! i get the feeling that a lot of well-meaning artists do this bc they feel afraid that if they try drawing poc they’re gonna end up making accidental caricatures, but it’s not really great to have a bunch of characters labeled “hey! poc!” and not take the time to learn how to draw them.

resources that i have found helpful:

Thanks for adding resources!

TUTORIALS THANK GOD YESSSS 

Thank you!!!!!

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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

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Again

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

After june comes Halloween, I don’t make the rules @shysurvivor

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN ALL YEAR AROUND

This is halloween

This is halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.

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:/

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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR

The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…

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Again

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH

After june comes Halloween, I don’t make the rules @shysurvivor

HALLOWEEN

HALLOWEEN ALL YEAR AROUND

This is halloween

This is halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.