Unmute !
The huge goose with the black beak lifting up its head to look at the camera is the biggest Star Wars mood, that guy’s not going to add anything to the story and we all know it, he’s just there to demonstrate Imperial naval supremacy but more importantly, sell a $280 lego kit
Revenge of the dinosaurs
california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.
photo by noah berger
This looks like something you’d see in a clip advertising a post-apoc survival shooter
Toonami:
Black Lives Matter.
Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.
[audio transcript]
Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.
Man: Give him my love.
Woman: Will do.
[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]
Woman: SQUAWK
Bird: SQUAWK
THE END
Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema
if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
Every single one of Scar’s deliveries is *phenomenal*.
au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time
“This is Aang. The Avatar,” Katara says slowly.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Zuko replies carefully.
“Don’t you mean it’s an honor?” Sokka retorts.
Zuko strongly considers breaking his cover just to murder Sokka right there.
I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.
You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.
Uncle Iroh is a really smart , wise man , and he’s always so helpful to Zuko , but he really did him dirty with that hair style on his date
Like this is one of the few things that Iroh did wrong adjsktv what the hecc Iroh
You mean that haircut so painfully, obviously awful that any self-respecting date would immidiately ruffle it, thus guarunteeing Zuko the first bit of friendly touch from someone other than his uncle for more than three years? Or the haircut so bad that it will imidiately trigger mocking jokes and help break the tension that Zuko is so prone to?
Iroh wins again.
we have GOT to stop glorifying the ‘mystery’ of jack the ripper. he was just another violent psychopath targeting vulnerable women in a society that had already written them off.
there are numberless men like that throughout history and I’m tired of us turning them into legends
I’ll bite, what’s the chum bucket theory?
So this is exactly what New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern did after Christchurch. She refused to say the killer’s name and everyone else followed and now nobody remembers or knows who it was.
Feeling ao damn relevant today
Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top
Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol
You didn’t deserve to die. My God! You were full of love and light. Rest In Peace Elijah McClain.
the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7
oh to be 8 years old and capable of ignoring all my questions and insecurities about my body and identity by simply imagining that i'm a feral cat living in the woods again
“Don’t be a victim of your own mind.”
— Unknown (via resqectable)
