maleficent

Hence the invention of the Porch

pillsbury now making all of their dough safe to eat raw is SO funny to me

like they gave up on YEARS of telling people not to and changed their production accordingly bc we just wouldn't stop

WE BROKE 'EM, BOYS

Cowards.

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone mess up reading a caliper quite that badly.

I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

Me this cold cold morning

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

I wish Mythbusters would do a special comeback season just to bust all the nonsense TikTok has brought into the world

Disney Channel Online Games

My favorite childhood shows → Nick jr.