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a wild egg appeared?

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everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Great!

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I know its not a meme but it was too cute not to post. So this is your reminder to save the bees and their cute little butts that stick out of flowers. <3 

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jaymonoto

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

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kevv

me when i eat soup lol

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chongoblog

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

some really good fuckin’ soup

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nerdgasrnz

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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no….. No

NO

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claratyler

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

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busket

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life

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nuevayor
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True Life: ‘I Had My Cousin’s Baby’ (MTV Sneak Peek)

What in thee entire fuck?!?!?!?!?……

“y'all got the same grandma.”

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did you see how hott the Blonde was?? even if she were my cousin, I’d fuck her too LMFAOOOOOO

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kreolemami

I’M TIRED OF THE BS!

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m done w the world

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paninimami

Nah bro. Wtf is this?!

There’s so many men in the world I highly doubt that their cousin is the one for them. Smfh

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The white.