You have been visited by the barefoot crypto guy, your portfolio will remain as it was
No context except perhaps context is that I am sometimes the same person
[ID (first image): the handshake meme, where the two clasped hands are labeled "being the same person", and each arm is labeled "me" ./ End ID]
[ID (second image): two reblogs on the same post, both made by stormheart-warden. They read:
[Reblog One: Wait hold on gotta look something up
[Reblog Two: Okay yeah this is funny ./ End ID]
hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this
wow i sure wonder 🤔🤔 what the new layouts supposed to look like 🤔🤔🤔🤔 its a mystery
Don’t forget y’all that there’s a much better way for us to let Tumblr know what we think about specific changes, rather than @ ing staff or wip, and it’s sending in a support ticket and choosing feedback!
Tumblr reverted some of the asinine app decisions they made after a concerted feedback effort! So make sure to use this form! It’s what it’s for, but it’s not well advertised!
Zelda: No matter how hard I try, no matter how hard I pray, the spirits and the goddess Hylia do not speak to me even though it is supposedly my birthright. I have been trying so hard. The world hangs in the balance and yet somehow I just can’t do it.
Link: Yo Hylia what’s up?
Hylia: Oh hey Link you’re awake what do you need my dude?
Link: More stamina plz.
Zelda: I can’t hear the spirits or the master sword anymore but I think I’m okay with that.
Link: She can’t hear you? I thought everyone could.
The master sword: Shhh. Let her have this moment.
Zelda: Why is it pulsing again? What’s it saying?
Link: *shrugs*
Random traveler: Excuse me Sir Link but why are you strapping rockets to a sled?
Link: Korok’s late to his camping trip.
Traveler: A… Korok? Like a tree spirit?
Link: Yeah. Adorable but the idiots can’t do anything themselves.
Traveler: Did you just…
Link: Yeah yeah talk bad about sacred spirits whatever anyways, off you go. *releases the rocket*
Korok: AAAAHHHH! Oof. There’s my friend!
Link: Hole in one!
Traveler: …
Rhondson: Sav’aaq. I heard you had a goddess statue installed in your home. Didn’t take you for the religious type.
Link: Oh I’m not.
Rhondson: Why then, if you don’t mind me asking?
Link: Well it’s the quickest way to get her to call me back. I need more heart containers.
Rhondson: Heart… what?
Link: …
Rhondson: You are the strangest voe I’ve ever met and I’m married to Hudson.
Link: *thumbs up*
People will say literally anything about one piece
In ome piece theres an island with really long horses that are called hooooorses
I wasnt joking about this
YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME
For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.
Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god
Just the other day I pissed in the toilet without even being tempted by the sink. The idea of pissing in the sink didn't even occur to me. Fellas, I'm available
Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like
"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)
"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)
"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)
"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)
traditional chinese firework 打铁花datiehua in spring festival/chunjie
well NOW the name makes sense
katya: bestie what if i had more hands than one
saph: ...
saph: you have two
katya: bestie what
if i had more hands than one
saph: … saph: you have two
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
fuck delaware post. this is our best achievement. i love haiku bot
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
neverlaur
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
neverlaur
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
Honestly I’m not deleting my Tumblr solely in the hopes that this post one day hits 1 million notes
Good news!
World Heritage Post
I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it
the heat of the fire draws air straight up from the center over the fire. This draws the air in from the sides in a circle around the fire creating an air current, which means air is being blown toward the fire from all sides. When you sit on one side of the fire, it blocks some of the air moving toward the fire from that side. Now there is more air being blown toward the fire from the side opposite you. This pushes the smoke your direction. When you move to the other side, it just makes the same thing happen over there. The smoke actually literally does follow you around no matter where you sit. Because physics.
yes, I know, not on blog theme, but we're a bunch of dino lovers so I wanted to see what we thought was weird in mammals
BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.
If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.
