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I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

IT

HAS

RETURNED

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dlie

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

But can we just talk about

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

it got better!

I’ve never seen the second video and j think everyone should

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izzyhill

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

reblogging cause new zealand

HERE I COME NEW ZEALAND

USA’s description applies to PH as well lmao

As a Filipino, I can confirm that USA and PHILIPPINES is fucking similar

it suits Italy quite well too…

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

IGUANA WHY

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OH MYGOD WHY

No.I’m done.

why

I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind

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nigiris

I WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS