The most relatable thing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is the fact Miles has been listening to one song on repeat throughout the whole movie.

And he doesn’t even know all the lyrics

Pure creativeness and absolutely hilarious.

I’m not joking at all please give him a comedic educational children’s show on ecology

I have three (3) brain cells and one is dedicated to loving women, the other one gets excited when it sees dogs and shiny rocks and the third is just there for a laugh

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

It’s not even that they should know what they’re doing.

It’s arrogance.

If you turn to Chef Ramsay and admit that you’re lost, you’re stuck, you’ve got no idea, and you ask him for his help, he will help you.

He gets angry and mean when people assume they know best and refuse to see where the issues are in what they’re doing, and have trouble accepting criticism.

He’s such a good bloke, he’s just go no time for people’s egos around food.

Wholesome Gordon Ramsey

Innocent kid chefs: I’m trying my best but I’m really new at this and I don’t always know what to do. I’m here to learn!

The idiots on Kitchen Nightmares: What do you mean I’m poisoning my customers by giving them raw chicken basted in toilet water? I think you’re just a prick I know better than you even though I’ve only been cooking for 10 minutes! Don’t tell me what to do!

God bless Gordon Ramsey

I love Chef Ramsey. I would love to learn how to cook by him

Baby Appa, soup for the soul

having adhd is just your brain refusing to let you do anything, fun or not, then having the audacity to make you feel like your boredom is going to kill you

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.

this was for the best.

op has clearly never set foot in the actual cats the musical fandom

op clearly doesn’t realize that the musical Cats has been around since 1981 and the fandom has been strong since then, and that the 2019 movie isn’t the only form of Cats out there 

OP I envy your innocence. ✊😔

Welcome to the future, where you don’t own anything and the stuff you rent stops working once your phone has no signal.

App powered car? 🤦‍♀️

I wish people remembered the age old wisdom that if something doesn’t absolutely require an Internet connection to function, it shouldn’t be connected to the internet - same goes for apps.

WHY IS A CATFOOD DISPENSER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m too poor for my “cool future stuff” monkey brain to be set loose to buy stupid shit like this.

this is why I will never buy any “smart” home devices unless they make me

Yeah smart home tech is garbage. You see stuff like this happening and then you realize that people are hooking their washing machines and home security cameras and DOOR LOCKS up to the internet and it really makes me worry cuz if a car can freaking break when theres no wifi imagine what would happen if you couldnt lock your own front door without wifi. Don’t get smart tech it’s litterally not worth it.

Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian twink fucking decked you over a girl and it killed you

#wait they don't die

yeah I’ve also been going around assuming scott pilgrim killed seven people and everyone was just like.....cool with it

BEES CAN KILL YOU NOW

from the url I'm guessing this is about Animal Crossing but this is a hilarious post to see completely out of context

“what are your aspirations in life?”

stop assuming i want to be clark in the clark/malfina relationship. what if i want to be the big titty goth witch with a small well-meaning connecticut husband? huh? you ever consider that?

“if you get stung you may end up somewhat irritated…

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