we all ugly to somebody don’t trip
could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….
i really just come on tumblr to say some dumb shit and then leave…….i love my little void here it’s like a familiar, damp cave and i’ve been writing on the walls for seven years sometimes in my own blood
i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…
You came back to this site to post this?
enecoo
You thinking I’m back
how the hell did thanos snap with a metal glove on
he just did the motion and made the noise by clapping his ass at the same time
Hey fun fact, if you write fuck in the tags your post wont show up in any tag, so uuuuuh heads up
Also fun fact, adding “porn” in your reblog tags (e.g. “history porn” or “fashion porn”) means that those posts won’t show up when you search your own blog.
Wank too. It’s why I changed all my fandom #wank posts to fandom #dramaz posts
….well this is a psa that needs to go around
I tagged one of my drawings as “well mark me down as both scared and horny” and it vanished from the other tags until I removed that so… “horny” too, apparently
One of my comics wasn’t showing up in tumblr tags until I removed all my tags with the crass language in it. (”shitposting” and “bitch” were the 2 I suspected) Then it conveniently started appearing publicly in the tags.
Oh my god this site really did become catholic
The following tags are (also) no longer searchable:
erotic orgasm bdsm sexual* vagina breasts foreskin suicide semen ejaculation foreplay masturbation
*Note: this includes combined search terms such as “sexual health”, “sexual help”, “sexual orientation”, etc.
Tags that are still searchable:
white pride white power whites only aryan volkisch n*gger ch*nk and probably every racial slur you can think of, I was too nauseated to look anymore
Speaking of the aforementioned censored tags:
- sexual is censored but sex isn’t
- vagina is censored but penis isn’t
- wank is censored but wanker and bugger aren’t
And here’s some additional tags that seem to have been screened:
- lolita is censored, because screw you if you want to talk about literature or Japanese fashion
- sexing is censored; animal husbandry is risque now
- gore, including cw gore, because content warnings are forbidden
- pedophile but not pedophilia for some reason; heads up for content warnings there, too
- ass… and butt as well, because even if you have to be 13 to get an account on this site, the censorship is apparently operating at elementary school level
- bondage, because you are not allowed to quote Harriet Tubman, Abraham Lincoln, or Nelson Mandela in the tags now
- threesome is censored, but thankfully triad and OT3 aren’t (yet)
- oral is censored, including compounds such as oral contraceptive, oral defense, and oral tradition
- sadism is censored, (masochism isn’t)
- labia, vulva, clit, and clitoris are all censored, but testicles, gonads, balls, cojones, and bollocks aren’t
- cunt and pussy are censored too, but again, not penis
- cock is though; you can’t “cock an eyebrow” or “hear the cock crow” in the tags
- dick, including names such as, for example, Dick Cheney
My dad started watching gaming videos and there's nothing like hearing Ninjas voice at 6:30AM
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This website SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS
under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man
st-alajlan-deactivated20190717
Unexpected message from the person you miss.
zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201
i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam
vodni
he only got two eyes
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every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.
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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
pactmagic
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
TRANSCRIPT:
JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.
AUDEINCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS
MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”
