So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
On the fifth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, Honeydukes released two sets of special commemorative chocolate frog cards. One featured members of the Order of the Phoenix, the other featured Dumbledore’s Army. Colin Creevey became the youngest person ever to be featured. Remus Lupin became the first werewolf.
Last night, Amandla Stenberg came out as bisexual in a powerful message via the Teen Vogue Snapchat:
“I wanna thank Teen Vogue for giving me this opportunity, I cannot stress enough how important representation is, so the concept that I can provide for other black girls is mind-blowing. It’s a really really hard thing to be silenced, and it’s deeply bruising to fight against your identity and just mold yourself into shapes that you just shouldn’t be in. As someone who identifies as a black bisexual woman, I’ve been through it, and it hurts and it’s awkward and it’s uncomfortable. But then I realized: because of Solange and Ava Duvernay and Willow and all the black girls watching this right now, there’s absolutely nothing but change. We cannot be suppressed. We are meant to express our joy and our love and our tears, to be big and bold and definitely not easy to swallow. I definitely believe in the concept of rebellion through selfhood, and rebellion through embracing your true identity, no matter what you’re being told. Here I am, being myself; and it’s hard and vulnerable, and it’s definitely a process, but I’m learning and growing. Thank you for supporting me and doing this, and thank you to Teen Vogue. This is just the beginning, though; we have a lot of work to do for all women of color. We need more representation in film and television. We need our voices to be louder in the media. And not just women of color — bisexual women, gay women, transgender women, mentally ill women. I’m sick of all the misogyny and homophobia and transphobia that I see around me, and I know you are too. Thank you for listening and goodnight.”
ONE MILLION TIMES YES.
fuck yes
if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived
I LOVE THIS MAN
My guinea pig is walking the dog
well someone’s gotta do it
are we making baby phil into a meme now
yes
I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM
Guy: kids don’t have toys like we had when we- *pause* Guy: … Were growing up. Guy: I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM Mom: NO- -Glass smashing-
THEY WAY SHE SCREAMS NO IM DYING
STILL HILARIOUS
With all the lyrics I get wrong, I could become a songwriter and it wouldn’t be plagiarism.


