Im sorry i cant stop lol thank you anon for this idea
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.
its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)
i love bdg as much as anyone else but if any of you fucks call this man “thicc” i am legally entitled to to burn your house down
cute date idea: we discuss which star trek character should really be the captain on the uss enterprise, you get very passionate about it and I stare at you with a dumb grin because you’re very cute when you’re like this
So here I am at almost 1 in the morning CRYING because of fucking VAH MEDOH’S DUNGEON MUSIC
ALL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAD TO POINT OUT THE FUCKING SOS CALL FROM WITHIN IM-
I CAME HERE TO THINK ABOUT REVALI AND HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT FUCKING THIS
Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction - and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.
Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl - even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.
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reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise
not reasons i haven’t replied back:
- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore
when someone’s insulted your favorite type for the Last Time
“M-My box…”
Otakon: Snake, isn’t that your b-
Snake: You try and take it back from her.
Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)
some nonsense shenanigans from today’s stream
coughing Mm-hmmm… alright… gim-give me one second… small cough… *Ahem*
Solid Snake voice Ngaah, Colonel! There’s a strange man here. He calls himself Mr. K… Nnyou know anything about him?
Sans: EEEEEEE EEEEEEEE.
Snake: What? Fingers?!
Sans: EEEEEEE.
Snake: Nhuh?
Sans: EEEEEEEE E EEEEEEEEEEEE!
Snake: So you want me to put my fingers in his-
Sans: EEE. EEE.
Snake: Alright, I’ll give it a try! Thanks.
First three notes of Bergentrückung
One of my favorite animation stories is when Disney hired a group of female animators to work on Snow White and like this was a huge deal, it was Snow White, it was going to be the very first full-length American animated movie, it would go on to win a special Oscar designed just for it (they didn’t know that at the time of production, obviously, but this is how groundbreaking the movie was). And obviously this was back in the 1930s so everything was hand-drawn and hand-inked but…because they had the actual physical cels right there in front of them, they could put whatever they wanted to on the paper, I don’t know about you all, but I feel like I definitely take that for granted. You think ‘pencil, ink, paints’ and that’s it. And apparently Walt Disney had that mindset too because he was confused by the texture of the makeup on Snow White’s face and so he asked his female animators and they were just like, “Sir, we used our actual makeup” like these animators actually did Snow White’s makeup which is mind-blowing enough but then you realize that there were over 250,000 cels in Snow White and okay, sure, only a fraction of those cels actually featured a closeup of Snow but it’s still insane to think that we’re looking at somebody’s real blush here (once you see it, you can’t un-see it):
Animation, man.
I wanted to see if this was true because a lot of people are saying it isn’t with sources and it took a bit, but I found Walt’s People –: Talking Disney with the Artists who Knew Him, (Volume 11) By Didier Ghez is one of the few places I can find that talks about a woman named Helen Ogger who was the best at applying the blush! I don’t know how accurate this is but it was apparently a book full of direct quite interviews so I’m inclined to think it holds up.
The reason why the blush was used was because the red ink was obnoxiously bright and it kept making Snow White look like a clown. So Walt asked “Okay, how are we going to give the rosy cheeks without the clown look” and that’s when the girls said “Why don’t we use rouge?” and it confused him but it worked.
Interesting!
I gotta admit, this is just a story I heard growing up, loving animation, but I did check this article from Oh My Disney before posting (which isn’t as awesome as any of the cited books but is officially run by Disney, so I just assumed it was legit). And as long as I’m admitting things, I must admit that I didn’t expect there to be a giant multi-faceted mystery surrounding Snow White’s makeup but here we are.