Potato but green

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

JUST - ok imagine you’re a little uwu femmeboy and you meet this murderous little meow meow boy incarnate. Like literally doesn’t give a fuck about anything but being angry, canonically. And then you, becoming more ✨confident✨ kill the boys reluctant father figure, witnessing this boy at his lowest (which is saying something). After he attempts to murder YOU, you then sell him into slavery, presumably thinking “ahh that’s it, the murder boy is gone” ONLY to meet him years later on some rando farm youre trying to conquer to which the murder boy says “please no murder” with a face like a marshmallow and you LISTEN bc awee he kinda gets it. Now HES the uwu femmeboy and YOURE the poor little meow meow AND THEN when you offer to kill some pirates for him (as a token for his love) the boy is like “Norse religion is wack huh?” which you’ve been trying to put into words since like, your dad tried to kill you when you were seventeen. So you laugh because what the fuck.

Like wow imagine.

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

do you ever have a meal and feel like, yes, this is what i was meant to eat as a human, as a human animal

i just ate an apple, some goats cheese and oat biscuits with cloudy apple juice to drink and i feel like my whole being has been righted some how

im sorry but “rauru: source of right arm” fucking floored me

Not me crying over the tragedy of Padme and Anakin like it was a prophecy that brought them together and a self fulfilling prophecy that killed them

They're still making me cry like a baby

who let him near a cannon

This cannon bring us Jonny and Yosaku and was never used again...

it was actually moved below deck! (or more like luffy moved it above deck at the time)

it doesn't get used much, but luffy did use it again to prevent the merry from crashing into laboon

Thanks for your knowledge I'll sleep less dumb tonight

who let him near a cannon

This cannon bring us Jonny and Yosaku and was never used again...

Ok but I love that in botw Link was alone, like very alone in a big world full of ruins and dwindling societies. And NOW in totk it's shown that he won't be alone at all, he's got the new champions and all the people he's met on his journey have got his back too. That's just so wholesome to me. It's very literally everyone going "you helped us and saved Hyrule, now it's our turn to help you". I'm in tears.

Bucket guy is already one of the best PNJ

[ID: A golden star on a transparent background. It reads "I survived calling it BOTW2 for 3 years" in all caps. End ID.]

honorary badge for all of us

edit: for everyone asking it's "tears of the kingdom"/totk

I still want to call it BOTW 2 sometimes q

please Uta in OP modern aus is so funny because imagine you know this kid Luffy. This weirdo who gets himself into all sorts of trouble and does so with this goofy boyish charm that almost makes you forget he’s a lawless criminal. He wears exclusively shirts with the sleeves impulsively cut off and sandals, even in the middle of December. you’ve known this rascal for years. Well it turns out his sister is Taylor Swift.

And also his dad is a terrorist but his grandfather a cop.... Not mentioning his brothers

The inherent homoeroticism of kissing the cheek of the man you are about to betray

"is this about the bible" I didn't say SHIT. What inspired this post is between me and god

STOP TAGGING THIS WITH HAPPY EASTER

luffy IS selfish. By @ace-no-isha

That's why he is the best character

Don't forget to leave a plate of garlic bread out for the asexuals tonight. Also remember to put out an alternative snack for the ace vampires

I didn't realise it was today but I craved garlic bread so I already went buy some garlic.

I don’t think they’ve heard about second Christmas.