Babby does a yell

@littlechubloves

@gaymilesedgeworth a particularly loud potato

she hollers!!!!!!!!

BELUGA BABE

beluga buss it open

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

Silver steel flexible double bladed snake rapier, made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain. 

These are black otter rex rabbits. 

Goddamn it. 

I will never ever get tired of this joke, nor will I apologize for it!

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

S T O P

@cautiouskitty

A compilation of amazing tattoos that turns scars into works of art. (Source)

Being a parent is shockingly high-tech these days. Thanks to the wide array of new gadgets on the market, moms and dads have it easier than ever, and kids are practically growing up in the future. (Source)

The caterpillar in the photo is the larva of the Pacific fruit-piercing moth. You may see them eating the leaves of Erythrina trees (coral trees). They are usually seen beneath the leaves or on the edges. The population is normally kept in check by tiny parasitic wasps called Trichogramma egg parasitoids. The moth stage does the real damage. The adult moth flies at night and sucks out the juices of ripe mango, banana, tomato, melon, citrus, guava, papaya and other fruit with its proboscis (tongue). (Source)

Looks like a legendary Pokemon

Galaxy caterpillar

A beautiful story mashaAllah. My eyes feel blurry but I’m not crying… honest! 😭 (via @gmbakash)

LMAO😂😂😂

Red bananas, also known as Red Dacca bananas in Australia, are a variety of banana with reddish-purple skin. They are smaller and plumper than the common Cavendish banana. When ripe, raw red bananas have a flesh that is cream to light pink in color. They are also softer and sweeter than the yellow Cavendish varieties, with a slight mango flavor. (Source) 

When I read slight mango flavor that was it for me

Zoey 101

Procrastination is like masturbation… … it feels good while you’re doing it, but you’re only fucking yourself

I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.

Can they not advertise 50 Shades literally everywhere??? The movie is 100% about sex like?? Children exist, Straight People??

Y'all say that the LGBT community pushes agendas everywhere yet so far I’ve seen hetero sex on billboards, ads, commercials, buses, etc.

Because at the end of the day, for some reason straight people genuinely believe that BDSM sex between a white heterosexual couple is more acceptable than a gay couple holding hands in the background of a Disney channel show.

an unhealthy BDSM relationship at that

thats not even bdsm thats flat out abuse