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Lol of course there's a Supernatural post that's relevant.

Would it really be a tumblr meme if there wasn't?

only one of them has a nobel prize in physics

ok im very uninformed about both of these movies so i don't know which one of these people won the nobel prize so im not sure if this is sexism or feminism

She has the Nobel prize and he created a the atom bomb that killed so many people

She's the bomb ✨️ 😍 🥸

He created The bomb 💣 ☠️💥

Jensen + Misha: what if we 👉👈 guest starred 🤩 in season 2 of each other’s shows 🥷😇🤠

The CW sniper: cancels The Winchesters and Gotham Knights

they’re next level homophobic

Anything to do with Croatia ever: *happens*

Tumblr:

@one-time-i-dreamt

Me when I get summoned to another post about Croatia:

I promise you that no one in Croatia knows who I am

I don't know who Mark is but 6'4 is pretty tall!

I’m glad my silly badly edited meme has ended with one-time-I-dreamt dot tumblr dot com being declared a certified prophet in accordance to the teachings of Jesus Christ

Thank you to all involved, but especially tall mark

I can assure you markiplier is not tall

He is taller than me!

Markiplier is Croatian?

Just know I have not known peace since making this post

Good!

peace was never an option.

I love this genre of Tumblr post where everything that can go wrong does, in fact, go wrong

Can someone explain the Croatia thing to me XD

It's a country in Europe

season 4 but cas is like a crow and keeps giving shiny things to dean bc he just thinks theyre neat

cas: i would give anything not to have you do this

cas: does this help? *gives dean a shiny lil rock*

dean: ...yes

I like shadow and bone a normal amount

dean saying fuck it cas is my husband after cas dies is my favorite but i do think it’s kinda funny that whenever cas dies dean progresses their relationship

#my personal favorite empty rescue is when cas is uncertain of how much time he lost and when he gets rescued Dean is wearing a ring. #and cas assumes there is a wife just off screen who is letting dean do his little pet project of raising cas from the dead #when dean started wearing it so he could go ‘dead leave me alone’ at bars #and of COURSE dean explains this in the most convoluted way possible. (via @carzinization)

dean is absolutely possessive over cas without actually making a move on him, like… ‘yeah cas is my best friend and the love of my life… and no one else can have him… but I’m not gonna tell him i’m in love with him so i’m just gonna brood about it and scare off the competition’

So... basically the plot of 12x10 Lily Sunders Has Some Regrets, even though it's angels who want him for normal platonic coworker friends type reasons.

Cas: a nephilim has come into being

Dean: but it's not ours, right???!

Dean: right?

Cas already planning the babytrap: I'm gonna start reading What to expect when you're expecing

shadow and bone is like. it's the worst show i've ever seen it's the best show i've even seen it's a bad adaptation it's fanfiction with a netflix budget it's better than i expected it's worse than i wanted it's pure fan service the acting is phenomenal the writing is terrible and the thing is it's all of these things. but also it's none of these things because most importantly shadow and bone is a vessel for freddy carter to give the performance of a lifetime

Me every time Shadow and Bone stops showing me the Protagonist and/or the Villain and goes back to telling me what the criminal gang murderteens are up to

Wylan being enraptured by the "extremely rare" butterflies and the intricacies of their ecosystem and then mercilessly handing them out like doritos is the most hilarious representation of the duality of his character

This moment was so good.

I thought he might grab one or two and make some sort of antidote, but then he was just like "Nom nom, eat the bug and maybe you'll live ???"

My husband and I are from Ketterdam. Husband? Surprising. I thought the Kerch were more affectionate

Kaz Brekker, Bastard of the Barrel, Dirtyhand, Kazzle Dazzle, Angry Hat, Waffles

My husband and I are from Ketterdam. Husband? Surprising. I thought the Kerch were more affectionate

Kaz: I hired you because…?

Nina: Inej likes me.

Kaz + looking out for his newest Crows

Matthias: i don’t even know him but his name stills fills me with rage

love how tolya was playing marriage counselor to wesper but didn’t even want to touch the kanej trainwreck that was happening. he picked his battles.

Watched all the helnik scenes in s2 i'll post more spoilery content later today but i'll say i wanted more but i do get that they're setting up for if they get the big one and the last scene of theirs that they shared this season... ugh. My children.

We did get matthias thinking about them fucking in broad daylight. Not a TON but he most certainly was not asleep he was simply having horny thoughts ON main and it was VERY funny to me and he was SUFFERING

Also the way they did hellgate was not what i had envisioned in the books bc they get so much courtyard time and matthias is like 15 feet tall and everyone mostly ignores him it's kind of like he's at a very bizarre summer camp like honey are you having fun??? Are you making friends?? Okay he had one friend and he did die but you can make more!!!!

Obviously we got way more of kaz's backstory but it's so fucking funny bc when kaz has his horrible waking thoughts it's his honestly, like kind of comedically dickensian oliver twist fucking dead bodies on the boat jordie haunting him. When matthias has his horrible waking thoughts, it is about having sex with nina. This to me is the funniest comparison of all time

it’s such a shame that the whole roadhouse hunter network thing died off in the later seasons bc not only did we not get to jack going to a roadhouse w his dads, but we also never got to see how the rest of the hunting community reacted to the literal in-flesh Devil Spawn existing and being adopted into the infamous Winchester family

THIS GUY GETS IT!!!!! THIS GUY FUCKING GETS IT !!!!!!!!’ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

no. please.. PLEASE! THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY. I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO ME.

You either die breaking a forth wall to send a bitchface directly into the camera to the fans who write fanfiction about a gay couple involving the character you play or you live long enough to see yourself write & produce tv series of your own fanfiction about a straight couple involving a character you project on and a character you secretly want to be fucked by

That man dedicated over 15 years of his life to Supernatural, if he wants a steamy scene with Misha, I doubt even God could stop him.