please help I cant tell the bots from the not-bots

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP 

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

If you support LGBTQ+, you must support:

the vampire tumblr theme is good bc of Them

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

This is the funniest addition to this post

I’m pleased to inform you that after this clip ends, Brennan immediately goes off script trying to estimate how long this took.

they seriously had no excuse for him looking at obélix like this sorry

@pillowspace

I LOVE THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAGGING ME <3 I've never seen that kind of sea slug before, omg... that looks so pretty. Sooo appreciative when people tag me in sea slug posts, it gives me maximum energy for like an hour

Banger after banger after banger

finally, the british begin to understand the american lust for Large Sugary Drinks

They should never have taken duels out of politics. politicians yearn to be allowed to shoot at each other these days you can tell

I'm sorry this is one of the funniest tags that's ever been left on one of my posts

some favorite responses to my “make some noise” twitter game

I think the online queer community needs to reckon with the fact that prejudice against polyamory (including recycled arguments about legal equality being a slippery slope!) is more common than it is not in some spheres even when populated by lefty gay/trans folks.

You are all for liberation until someone suggests that monogamy is not universally sacred. Then you get all uncomfortable and start rattling off some pejorative nonsense about "cis bi polyam dudes being weird at a parties" or some straight up evangelical-style slander about polygamous cults marrying minors without batting an eye.

And then you'll continue on waving pride flags like you haven't just smeared and casually dismissed the legal rights of a sexual minority. Because it makes you uncomfortable to face that your preferences might not be universal, I guess.

Honestly no better than old fashioned homophobia I will be honest.

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

Everything's gonna be fine and it's not negotiable.

Everytime I see posts like this I get filled with such profound sadness

Cause you know who has the same brainrot as you? The same unhinged feelings as you after you've read the fic? The person who always wants to scream about the fic with you?

THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT

I never used to leave comments but since I got into the habit of commenting on everything i enjoy it's been incredible. Especially when the author gets back to me about it and we get to have a discussion of what other ideas they had. One writer replied to my comment with a 5 paragraph essay detailing the Floorplan of the building the characters lived in and it was incredible

Anyways this is all to say that if you find a fic that just makes you want to scream from the rooftops, leave a comment saying that to the author and maybe they will join you and you can scream incoherently together

I don't think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they're lying about that for clit

Clout

Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

But honestly! Renowned French poet Théophile de Viau wrote the poetic ode to King James titled "The Duke of Buckingham," containing the immortal lines "One man fucks Monsieur le Grand de Bellegarde/Another fucks the Comte de Tonnerre/And it is well known that the King of England/Fucks the Duke of Buckingham" exactly 400 years ago and people still act like being gay was invented by Oscar Wilde in 1890

Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were buried together in the 25th century BC and people still act like being gay was invented by renowned French poet Théophile de Viau 400 years ago

Gilgamesh and Enkidu "loved each other like man and wife" in 2700 BC and ppl STILL act like being gay was invented by Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep in the 25th century BC

Im scared of spiders. Because I’m normal. Im also scared of claustorphobia. Because I’m NORMAL. the small animal of my body says ummmm no otherworldly beasts with a walk pattern that is so deeply unsettling and not only non mammalian but not tetrapodal. With poison to boot I don’t want any of that. The small animal of my body says if I even THINK about being trapped and pinned and unable to move and roam as is my natural proclivity I will get so nauseous I pass out