the ukulele is the worst instrument. when you hear someone strumming one you know absolutely nothing fun is about to happen
OBJECTION
definitely should have clarified that hawaiians are exempt from this
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people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
we’ve all been bearing bad news in america for the past few days, I think we deserve to hear some good news. Malala just got accepted to oxford university!!!! being a huge advocate for girlMs education, this acceptance to one of the best universities in the WORLD is well deserved. congrats to her 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
conversations in a parked car be intense as fuck.
Les Miserable (2012)
ok so did that actually happen in greek mythology or did I just read it in a percy jackson book
J.D. Salinger, Letter to Jean Miller (via thequotejournals)
I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder “whats wrong with me ” “maybe im meaner than i thought” “how ugly AM i” “its because of my body its totally my body” i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks
stop blaming theatre fans who are financially incapable of flying to new york and seeing shows for things you like closing it’s fucking annoying thanks
This would’ve went on all day.. lol
She had me thinkin maybe it is 1235
i believe her
someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
I’ve discovered food that changes how you speak! Am I a wizard yet?!
I try a new game on the channel, and who better to try it with than the amazing HANNAH HART!!! Please enjoy us in all kinds of seriously twisted behavior! Just a little warning for this video, there is alcohol consumption and references to drinking. If you are of appropriate age, please drink responsibly!
an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything)
