I don't have to get ready for them cos everyone bails just before I need too

I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination

I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight

Remember those scenes in twilight where they were in the snow the first time?

Less than 80 days until the 2010s are over.

Not a nice reminder. Thanks anyway

Angel of Divine Ideas… I dig it

oracle of radient mysteries

quite nice if i do say so myself

Creator of cosmic truth

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

@sometimeswritingsometimesdying

Aaaaah thank you!! And uno reverse card to you

@pheonix-inside @sleepless-in-starbucks

@imtooaromanticforthis @that-smol-tired-gay @goofy-angsty-ball-of-pure-pathos @the-fae-lord-of-the-cats @hi-captain-jack-harkness @amiahockeygeek

aaaaaaaaa oml thank you!!! right back at you and also

@this-account-is-a-mistake @lillithgotswag @ginminn @aggressively-an-egg @ancientritualsofthevoid

💛🌻💛🌻💛🌻💛🌻💛🌻

@this-account-is-a-mistake @lilahlefae @jazztrax 🖤❤💜💕

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@phils-cereal-fetish @cringey-strawberry @imstillnotokay @kindasortaemo2 @phantom-moonfire @pancake-geesus @aliaitee

@hall-balls YOU DESERVE THE FUCKING WORLD BRO

@parents-aint-always-right @awkward-scarfy-boi @pippip-cheerio @the-new-ziggy @shade-never-made-anyone-less-gay @panicatthe21falloutromance @artemis136 @onlyoneformeisme

@yeetedkitty @justarandomgreenie @therunningspiderman @caneer

@mygunfiressevenshadesofshit

@blackswan90265 @bucky-yes @blakechaos08 @brieflymaximumprincess @click-for-spam @ace-of-black-hearts @lucifers-perfect-angel @cat-n-claw @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @silvaxus @mrsimoshen @kemona-a @buggre-alle-thisss-ineffability @xo–frnkie @thispenguinrocks @markpellegrinoimagines @cadhla-marie @azlinh @sirlsplayland @mellennia

I’m glad I have yall to talk to!

@blackswan90265 @sirlsplayland @blakechaos08 @bucky-yes @mrsimoshen @brieflymaximumprincess and many many more

@captain-winchester-27 @mellennia right back to you ♥

@brieflymaximumprincess @angel-e-v-a @chimeracuddles @whatsinsideofmybrain @bucky-yes @misha-collins-angel-of-thursday @lucifer-in-leather @markpellegrinoimagines @captaindeanwinchesterforever @marril96 @smokestackslightening @the-boy-king-rp @smolrowena @franthehorsegir @didntwanderstillgotlost @anatanotegami @thewanderer000 @mylittlewingedangel @mrsimoshen @silvaxus @lucifertime @jtownraindancer @scarecrowandmrking and all my mutuals and friends also to everyone who sees this

@blakechaos08 Thank you so much for the tag! 💕

Shout out to @cadhla-marie @probably-an-adult @historyqueen17 @demonsofhunting @trickster-archangel and any of my other mutuals or followers who see this!

Awww, thank you so much @didntwanderstillgotlost ❤!

Tagging some of my fav peeps on here @agus-likes @winchesterzforever @legendary-destiel @katehuntington @trenchcoatsandfreckles @carryonbananas @angel-e-v-a @mishezza @rebeloftheseas @adoptdontshoppets @certaindeanwinchesterforcastiel @team-free-will-oneshots @ablavalba , but this is basically @ everyone: you deserve the world! Always keep fighting!

Omg thank u @demonsofhunting you’re truly a god sent 💖💖💖

I’ll be tagging my bitches:

@jackal-writes, @just–another–daydreamer, @multireese, @spnfanboy777, @mrgrant9559-blog, @so-get-this-son-of-a-bitch, @littledemondani, @ahs-confessions, @cuntlangdon, @jerod-writes, @malexmalereader, @male-reads, @william-snekspeare15 I love all of you 💖 (but I want to get to know you all better too) you al deserve so much and you’re all amazing 😉

Thx so much @winchesterzforever your the best!!!

I’ll be tagging the best internet friends ever:

@inhumanshadows @just–another–daydreamer @lbarr200 @that-weird-fandom-lover @gaymalereadersheaven @mrgrant9559-blog @bigfan-fanfic @actualcas @teamfreewillsstuff @multireese & of the course the one who tagged me @winchesterzforever love ys bro, & love all of y'all as well because y'all are the best!!! 😎💚

So glad I downloaded this app, made some good friends and love the community.

Tagging @simonvsawkwardsituations and @spnfanboy777 because you've helped me the most through the last year. Love you both loads. 💙

— Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants   (via books-n-quotes)

My current mood

oof

Loved this moment!!!

Send me an “I follow you because:”

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

Holy hell

I WAS SO SURE THIS WAS GOING TO BE A JOKE BUT NO ITS THE ORIGINAL ONE IM SO HAPPY NOW

Would anyone be interested in an Alec Lightwood x Male!Reader fic??

Don’t @ me I know Alec and Magnus are like otp! But I want it to be a self-insert rather than a ship thing. - Rosalie🌹

Me be needing this!

nobody:

not a single soul:

jake:

My Teenage Dream

Characters: Y/n, Alec, Hodge, Clary

Pairing: Alec x Y/n (MALE READER)

Warnings: Fluff, cuteness, high-school loves reuniting…cuteness…

Word count: 950

Summary: You never imagined running into Alec at your Sugar-Daddy’s college reunion.

A/N: Ok, so…part of my Nini’s 6K Celebration…SugarDaddy AU with the Trope-‘In love with the bartender’…I really like how this turned out…just a lot of fluffiness and sweetness…Hope u like it!! Beautiful gif made by moi…

“Damn, Starkweather…you got old!”

Hodge let out a loud laugh, leaving your side and embracing the man with a soft punch.

“Who’s this?” his friend asked, mouth practically hanging open as his eyes roamed your body.

Hodge turned, only now thinking to introduce you-pulling you to him and kissing your cheek.

“This is y/n”.

His friend looked you up and down, tongue darting out as hunger filled his eyes.

Keep reading

Anyone also wanna help get this up to 175 notes??

September’s the target…

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

RESUME

we’ve taken pride from the straights now we just gotta get the other 6 sins

I think greed was taken through this post... Might just be me 😂🌈