math is inherently heterosexual

explain

its boring

I am completely and utterly confused… Someone enlighten me on the fact why Katie Ledecky is considered an “honorable mention” in the top moments of the Olympics, when she:

-Broke TWO world records -Broke them in commanding fashion (oh you know, just by TWO FULL SECONDS -Won the 800 by ELEVEN AND A HALF SECONDS. SHE WAS PASSING PEOPLE IN THE OTHER LANES IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION ON THE LAST LEG -ALL OF THIS AT THE AGE OF NINETEEN

Don’t get me wrong, Michael Phelps is an amazing, amazing athlete, but you’ve got to be kidding me that Ledecky doesn’t even deserve something more than an “honorable mention”. And, to be considered “Phelps’s compatriot”? She is an athlete who has accomplished so much. I mean, I could be considered Phelps’s compatriot.

Amie Kaufman, Illuminae (via wordsnquotes)

SOMEOME SPRAY PAINTED THE MUTE SIGN ON DONALD TRUMPS STAR LMAO

Reblog to empower the sigil!

it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.

The taco baco is killing me

Dogs.

Majestic creatures.

@doctorpeppers

cute things to call ur s.o.

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

the cutest part of this was when afterwards the kid said ‘so i could have a boyfriend if i wanted to?’ and i said yes, but to be careful because some people are mean to boys who have boyfriends and he pushes up his sleeves and goes ‘well then i’ll beat them up! if i wanna have a boyfriend i’m gonna have a boyfriend!!! i’ll even marry him if i wanna!’

oh hey it got more adorable

U ever think about someone and it turns ur insides into ur outsides ur so fragile and soft for them

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe. 

my talents include

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go