She never left just respawned

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales

slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP’s right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:

Yes yes yes just yes

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

My masterpiece… is complete.

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

@musicalsandtrees

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

pride month is almost over and i don’t even have a girlfriend.. homophobia…

I reblogged this like a week ago and started dating a very pretty girl two days before the end of pride month

Reblog for good luck

I reblogged this and I got a date with a boy on June 30th wtf

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

the correct answer is:

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

This woman is a Gift

CORRECT

Image prompt

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

five things you know and the one thing you don’t by eposetties {insp}

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

I’m not crying, you are crying

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

Jk THIS is the best one ever.

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

Forever reblog.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I love it! <3

@staff… this is a drawing about Godzilla. I’m actually disturbed that any algorithm could possibly consider this adult content, or flag my reblog.

Reblogging for the way I can hear the utter exhaustion, annoyance and total lack of surprise in the words, “@staff…this is a drawing about Godzilla”

treating dream daddy as a gay horror game

if I look at it that way, I can excuse a lot of the cult ending as just being them trying to make a horror game with nothing but mlm characters

that said

I want more gay stories in different genres to balance dream daddy out, we deserve happy stories too, not just dark ones

I want gay action adventures

gay swords and sorcery stories

gay fairy tale princes

gay superheroes

gay slice of life stories

gay harem anime

gay shonen action anime

gay romantic comedys

I’m sick of most all gay media being tragic, we deserve better than always being tragic, AND we deserve to be the main character once in a while, stop treating us like a joke and making us be the wacky comic relief to straight characters, put US in the starring role

dream daddy and in a heartbeat were trying to normalize us and put us in the main role, personally I think in a heartbeat did a better job, but that’s beside this point, the point is it’s your move now Hollywood

stop treating us as an afterthought

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

yall can still see the numbers they tried to block out too right?

over the past year i have learned to love myself and i will never let that go but it would be fucking great if someone else could love me too. like, really love me. romantically.