ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

i heard birds relentlessly drop stones on his head whenever he goes outside but he seems like a chill guy

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

man people really just say stuff on here huh

every single mosquito in this forest wants me carnally

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

i’m so thankful we’re alive to smell flowers and touch saltwater and get chilled in the breeze and take deep breaths and make foods warm with love and dance and laugh and move and wake up and dig our hands in dirt and eat strawberries and draw mindlessly and remember and sing and joke and walk down the same street again and again and make meaning. we are so lucky we get to be and feel and keep going

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

image description: a tweet from Hozier (@ Hozier), timestamped 1:56 AM on 2019/2/12

Try to imagine a world without Italian food. You can’t, no way. And even if you can it simply means you have an estranged relationship with pleasure and we’ve really nothing to say to each other, good luck.

At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

doom yourself before the narrative does

I had to lead people out of my home because they got lost in the non-Euclidean hallways.

We need to better educate kids on the importance of animals that are typically hated because otherwise you end up with adults who think hating wasps is a personality.

I can understand defending beds but wasps :/

I’m very much going to encourage you to drop the “I hate wasp” trend of the 2010’s and instead go appreciate and learn about the wonderful world of wasps.

Because they are just so many species of them. They’ve been around since at least the Jurassic period (~145 mya) and they’re one of the most diverse groups of insects because of it.

For example I just went and caught these two wasps in my backyard one afternoon. They’re both tiny Ichneumonoidea wasps (also known as Darwin wasps) and are the most diverse wasp groups. They don’t sting, but instead have these unmodified long ovipositors (as stingers are just modified ovipositors which again, is just a beautiful bit of evolution right there). They use them to drill into wood or other insects / spiders in order to lay their legs.

One on the left may be Braconidae and one on the right Ichneumonidae.

And we found these two tiny cuckoo wasps (so small we had to put them under a microscope to get a good photo) in our lab a while ago. The photos don’t do them justice because they’re just stunningly shiny which is why they’re also called jewel wasps or emerald wasps.

People get stung by one paper wasp as a kid and need to tell me on my posts like I care. Get over it and appreciate life on earth.

Like this: my insect hotel has this mason wasp (Paralastor sp.) building her nest using this resin (?) that looks like glitter.