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James, over 18, she/her, bisexual | frequent untagged unreality/horror/mild nsfw | tabletop game dev

Hi, I’m James!

she/her, bisexual, over 18

Header is fanart of Virgil, the protagonist of my WIP, The Thief and the Gun, drawn by the outstanding @morningsaidthemoon

Header is art of Anni, my favorite ttrpg character, drawn by the outstanding @dracotheocracy (art blog: @dracomonarchy)

Writing tag is #neon-grey-writing but the link is probably broken in some fun way. My writing features lots of horror stories and himbos.

I don't really tag things! This includes nsfw, gore, and unreality. That sort of stuff doesn't come up super often on here, but if that's an issue for you, you're probably better off not following.

Finding me

Asks and DMs are always open! Come say hi or something. I love talking about writing and D&D so hit me up

My art

I wrote a comic about squares! Go read Untitled here.

I’m writing a story about a cowboy and his sentient gun! Go read The Thief and the Gun here.

Games by me :)

Oh Fuck! The Killer! - a 1 page RPG about genre-savvy teenage slasher protagonists vying for the role of Final Girl

GOD KILLING BULLET - a 1 page RPG about cowboy gods reshaping their surroundings to win a shootout

Field of White Flowers - upcoming high fantasy bullshit RPG system about martial arts gods and gun witches and all that over the top fun stuff, feel free to DM me for more info on that

156.4 hours to max out every weapon in Hades, probably my last milestone for Hades 1 (i've 100%ed the game and beaten it on 32 heat, and going for anything more than that is just too masochistic to bother with tbh. i will take being a top 1% or whatever player ty ty)

“This song makes me wish I was a 20 year old lesbian in the club” high praise from my dad

Good mental health day. Feel pretty. 10/10 would feel like this again

Ted Lasso: All right, guys, listen up. The things in the world originate only because of their relation to other things. That means they have no essence or existence of their own. Their true nature is that they are “śūnya" or "empty”.

Coach Beard: Emptiness isn’t their true nature, either.

Ted Lasso: Say what now?

Coach Beard: Emptiness isn’t truer than the false natures of the things that are empty. 

Ted Lasso: Now how the hell does that work? 

Coach Beard: Emptiness did not arise independently, either. Its existence is also dependent upon its relation to other things. If there was nothing to be empty, then there would be no emptiness. 

Dani Rojas [excitedly, like a little kid with a new toy]: if all things are empty, then emptiness itself must be empty, too! 

Ted Lasso: now that right there is what we call “insight beyond insight” back in Kansas 

Higgins: Er, wouldn’t that make nirvana empty as well? And if it’s empty, doesn’t that mean there’s no reason to try to achieve it? 

Jan Maas [unfiltered Dutchman]: Thoughts like those are why you’re still stuck in samsara. 

Every food company on earth is in a competition to hide the barcodes on their products from me specifically

Anonymous asked:

Hey! Idk if you remember (it was like a month and a half ago lol) but I’m that same anon who sent you the ask about playing Of!tk! as warmup for a campaign! Little update we loved it so much that we started a series in which we play every 1-2 weeks and cycle GMs every time- we just had our third one and it lasted 6 hours no joke. I’m GMing next time (my first time dming or gming) and I’m going so deep into lore and I have voice actors for voicemail messages and the house is going to be actively falling off the cliff as they play and I’m so excited!! Just wanted you to know how amazing your game has been for me and my friends :)

HOLY SHIT THAT SOUNDS SO COOL I’M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING MY LIL GAME

Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.

Ron: It's not outside

lin manuel miranda's hip hop broadway musical The King In Yellow

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BORIS YVAIN: (gay voice) We’ve been all drinking and gambling at this year’s Carnival, hunty

CAMILLA: And we’re still all wearing masks just like it’s early 2020

BORIS: So I’m just thinking and rambling, but don’t you think its time, to take off our facial coverings and enjoy the sunshine? :D

CAMILLA: Tend to agree, so says me, to my charming acquaintance Boris, but I’ll note that though we three agree, our charmless Stranger has ignored us!

CASSILDA: My sis is right, tonight, that each of us has taken off our fursuit, but from our probing eyes dear Mr. Stranger’s face has dodged all of our curious pursuit!

ALL THREE: We’re really tense to see your face, for we can’t countenance despising you!

CASSILDA (speaking, baby-doll voice) So won’t you lay aside the mask that’s currently disguising you? :3

STRANGER: I wear no mask.

ALL THREE: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????