Source: cptrs
Bisexuals be like, I got three looks and that's it. I got:
- Awkward spaz, goofy, finger guns and bad puns, monumental nerd, DISASTER BI PANIC, too many flannels, is a literal child.
- Angry, sarcastic, intimidating, knife wielding, leather jacket wearing devious lethal weapon. Do NOT fuck around cause you don't wanna find out.
- Repressed trauma, anxiety, repressed trauma, anxiety, repressed trauma, anxiety, repressed trauma, anxiety, repressed trauma, anxiety, repre-
And that's all I know how to do.
Physically I’m fine, but emotionally I am Annie Edison when she couldn’t find her pen
britta: why are troy and abed sitting back to back in the middle of the room?
annie: their fighting
britta: why are they holding hands?
annie: troy gets sad when they fight
Ted: Why did you guys get kicked out of the movies?
Robin: We were yelling diving scores during Titanic when people jumped off the boat.
Barney: This one guy had a solid eight, let me tell you.
madnonbinaryscientist-deactivat
MAN. yall ever see a tv show absolutely butcher its ending and make the ONE super interesting pairing we were all rooting for get stomped to the ground in favor of some awkward lowkey-unhealthy pairing with several red flags to be endgame because yeah what the fuck.
Ted: Admit it! You like my girlfriend!
Barney: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to Robin? Sure. Do my days feel better when I'm around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasise about her? Yes, but only in six positions.
Ted: ...
Barney: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend? Sure, of course. But do I like Robin? The answer is no.
