it was an honor being horny with you all

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

Inferno, 16th century, Herri met de Bles

Guess who’s back on the fuckin App Store. Let’s go tear it apart.

Eva’s Holiday Oven

Ingredients [1]

Ether Cane [EC] - Fallen Kills

Cabal Oil [CO] - Cabal Kills

Chitin Powder [CP] - Hive Kills

Taken Butter [TB] - Taken Kills

Dark Ether Cane [DEC] - Scorn Kills

Ingredients [2]

Sharp Flavor [SF] - Sword Kills

Impossible Heat [IH] - Solar Kills

Electric Flavor [EF] - Arc Kills

Null Taste [NT] - Void Kills

Flash of Inspiration [FoI] - Create Orbs of Light

Personal Touch [PT] - Melee Kills

Perfect Taste [PfT] - Precision Kills or Sniper Body Shots

Bullet Spray [BS] - Any automatic weapon 

Essence 

1-3 Patrols

3 Escalation Protocol

5 Public Events

5 Flashpoint Completion

6 Heroic Adventure

10 Heroic Blind Well

15-17 Heroic Strikes

17-22 Gambit

23 Nightfall Strikes

Recipes

Cookie Name = Ingredient [1] + Ingredient [2] + Essence (x15)  [NPC]

Eliksni Birdseed = EC + PT + EoD  [Hawthorne]

Infinite Forest Cake = VM + IH + EoD  [Failsafe]

Traveler Donut Hole = CO + FoI + EoD  [Ikora]

Vanilla Blades = CO + SF + EoD  [Lord Shaxx]

Gentleman's Shortbread = EC + PfT + EoD  [Devrim Kay]

Radiolarian Pudding = VM + EF + EoD  [Asher Mir]

Strange Cookies = TB + EF + EoD  [Xur]

Chocolate Ship Cookies = CO + NT + EoD [Amanda Holliday]

Alkane Dragée Cookies = CP + BS + EoD [Sloane]

Ill-Fortune Cookies = DEC + IH + EoD [Petra Venji] 

Javelin Mooncake = CP + SF + EoD [Ana Bray]

Dark Chocolate Motes = TB + NT + EoD [The Drifter] 

Candy Dead Ghosts = DEC + FI + EoD [The Spider]

Telemetry Tapioca = VM + BS + EoD [Banshee-44]

Burnt Edge Transits = Mix any ingredients that don’t mix + EoD [Master Rahool]

Sources [Recipe List] [Ingredient Source]

My alarm clock

#TheDreadWolfRises

#TheDreadWolfGonnaGetBitchSlapped

Playing Rumble

Lord Shaxx: (midway through match) Your in the lead!

Me: Well that doesn’t seem right.

Michael B. Jordan Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

he gives literally no fucks oh my god

Sarah Paulson photographed by Gia Coppola for FLAUNT (November 2018) [ x ]

Simon: Did you know?

Emily: I knew you had a secret. But when you were little you were so carefree. But these last few years more and more it’s almost like I can feel you holding your breath. I wanted to ask you about it, but I didn’t want to pry. Maybe I made a mistake.

Simon: No. No mom, you didn’t make a mistake.

Emily: Being gay is your thing. There are parts of it you have to go through alone. I hate that. As soon as you came out you said, “Mom, I’m still me.” I need you to hear this: You are still you, Simon. You are still the same son who I love to tease and who your father depends on for just about everything. And your the same brother who always compliments his sister on her food, even when it sucks. You get to exhale now, Simon. You get to be more you than you have been in, in a very long time. You deserve everything you want.

This part fucked me up.

Censored on tumblr

What all ask boxes look like for me (submission boxes look exactly the same):

Left: what happens when I try to open dms (New Message does nothing); I can’t even read them. Right: when I try to go to someone’s dms from their blog.

Neither new things I post nor old things I post show up in the tags they’re in, even if they were before.

I can type things into replies, but it won’t actually post them.

Since it doesn’t seem this one has been encountered by many people yet, maybe reblog this so people know about it. I’m probably getting deleted though

Tumblr is shadowbanning people and they aren’t even trying to be subtle about it.

Please spread the word.

I’m glad this is spreading but simultaneously it makes it sound like the shadowban is much less severe than it is because I didn’t realize, and this shadowban is so severe I can’t even add on / tell anyone that.

All my likes, reblogs, and replies are hidden from the notes of EVERY post.

When I like or rb things it doesn’t show notes in someone’s activity / dash, except long-time followers (not sure about the exact cutoff/conditions).

If I reblogged and added something to this from a non-follower they wouldn’t even know. Check and see: my rb’s don’t even show up in the notes. So people couldn’t even find out I added something on by checking the notes either:

Not to mention: I’m hidden from all searches, can’t be @’d, past @’s of me are hidden from my notes, I don’t get notified when people reply to a post I replied to, my @’s don’t give notes, and every search on my blog is blanked. I can’t even ask/submit to myself even with anons, and lots more.

Oh, yeah, and: MY BLOG ISN’T EVEN MARKED NSFW. Every flagged post I’ve found was restored. But every flagged post you contest brings attention to you that risks you just getting shadowbanned randomly.

THIS is the version that should get spread around…

This has nothing to do with NSFW and I have no idea what it is to do with. It happened to my old blog, no messages, no asks, not being alerted to being tagged in things, not alerting people that I tag. So on, so forth. It’s all bullshit and I legit think it happens at random.

Just when i was starting to think "I'll miss this place" i see this, fuck this site

staff is asleep!! post nsfw!!

Comical as this post is, I’ve been using it as more or less of a fly trap for porn bots and reporting the ones that latch onto / reblog this post.

Jimmy:

Dolly:

Dolly’s husband:

I love her 🤣

I felt now was a good time for the memes-of-the-year recap:

Christ this really has been a long year