seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
Anonymous asked:
It's kind of a dick move tbh, but if a customer is going out of their way to be mean to me for no reason and/or demand something that I know we don't have/is against store policy and then demand a manager, especially if I know they're busy, I pretend to call for the manager, but not actually hit the speak button on the radio and keep "trying" every few seconds while explaining to the customer that "no one is responding" or they're "busy" enough times that the customer gets fed up and leaves.
10/10 definitely recommend it if you work at a job where you use radios and especially recommend if management doesn't have specific obvious uniforms or if the dress code is lax/unenforced so it's not obvious who is a manager.
tell me something nice
if you grow mushrooms over a toxic waste site, chemical spill, or other polluted growing medium, they will suck up the toxins into their fruiting bodies with such effectiveness that they are being studied for their ability to clean up tainted industrial sites. it’s called mycoremediation.
if you do this with edible mushrooms, they are no longer technically edible, but on the other hand they make a great way to poison your enemies. this is called murder and it’s usually frowned upon, but they won’t see it coming and you get bragging rights afterwards about your ability to kill people with a pizza topping.
Sorry this was not precisely most people’s idea of “nice.” Let me add that you are a glow of comforting absurdity in an ever-more-fucked-up world.
I love everything about mycoremediation, but also
My sister studies fungi and let me tell you the shit she comes out with when someone asks her about work is mind-blowing
I love fungi.
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier
spocks-cock
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?
trying to be a kinder and more understanding person doesn’t mean eradicating every feeling of anger and irritation you experience
The perfect AITA
SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law
how these dudes in they 30s but can’t host?
themoonandantartica
Some people have wives
manuvers
Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they
My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.
why is this fire quote from a tumblr post
Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.
I cannot get over this omfg
Im pretty sure this is the same truck stop from that pic of the trucker with the "Daddy's Little Slut" T-shirt
Yeah
Amy Schumer's career isn't going well, I see
What do you mean? She's a successful big rig driver with a ton of hog cranking points and a new mini fridge
kinktendo-shamecube
me after i fuck
kinktendo-shamecube
im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says: “Kin ya swallar?"The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks: "Kin ya breathe?"The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says: "Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it.”
krakenmctetis-deactivated201807
Se atormenta una vecina.
sabanasblancasuniverse
EL DRAMA ES INMINENTE.
Some things transcend the barriers of language
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only