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Finally finished! Fun fact, Tokoyami’s head has roughly 150 individually hand shaped and layed feathers! Feathering alone took about six hours excluding breaks.

There was this big wheat field in the middle of nowhere with a lone small trailer in the middle, and I went inside to find three furries living together. Apparently they were all married, and tried to coerce me into becoming a furry and getting married to them as well, saying there was good fishing there and that it would be amazing. I started to cry, and woke up.

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*

Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

I’m glad we got this universe’s Guy Fieri and not the Homestuck one

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

Idk who he is but I love him

This feels like a cartoon

Lmfao when he finally got him

i literally cheered for the bunny lol

it just squirts out of his hands like a wet bar of soap

me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.

If you hand those out on Halloween, you deserve whatever vile shit the kids do to your house

I can give these to my turtle

THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE REASPN TO GET THESE: feeding a turtle

Vaguely threatening letter from Dole to the artist who made these.

Dole’s required to defend their trademarks or they might lose them. That vaguely threatening letter reads to me as “I have to legally say this but I don’t want to because I’m laughing too hard and they’re actually giving us marketing, but…I have to say it.”

this is my new favorite post on the internet

Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang

This is the discourse I wanna see on this website

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

one day i want to be loved as much as high fantasy video game environment designers love putting columnar basalt literally everywhere.

plain rock surface: [exists]

environment artist: HHHHNNNNG HEXAGONS

A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and I’m always astounded by how often even the smartest kids don’t really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. “F"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.

This goes for so many things in life tbh.

Can’t pay the full amount you owe on a bill? Pay as much as you can each month. Most places just wanna know you’re making a good faith effort. You can usually even call and ask for a smaller minimum monthly payment plan until you catch up, so that maybe you won’t be getting late fees added on to your balance. It’s worth calling to see. 

Third time you’ve had to reschedule that doctor’s appointment? Oh well. Your doc probably just wants to make sure you make it in to their office at all. Keep trying.

Half-assing is always better than no-assing folks. I know lots of us are anxiety-ridden perfectionists and it feels like if we can’t do everything exactly right on the first try we just shouldn’t bother. But that’s not true. 

My mom likes to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly” to emphasize that it’s okay to enjoy doing things even if you’re not good at them. The point is doing them. Make that shitty art project that makes you happy. Learn that new skill even if you suck at it at first. Make it to under half of the events of that club or organization you want to be a part of but can’t fully commit to. It’s okay. You don’t have to do it perfectly to do it at all. 

anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

God i wish someone told me this in middle school

“oooh, this looks #expensive!” Says a little goblin girl.

Good post.

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression