if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

Jack Rabbits are North American Hares and they’re the WORST to encounter at night becuase:

@gallusrostromegalus that last bit gave me such a strong mental image I absolutely had to draw it

WELL HOLY SHIT.

CONGRATULATE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.

is it ok if I print it out and stick it on the fridge?

Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn

HADES 2 SPOILERS KINDA BUT-

oooooh my god OOOOOH my god oh my god OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY god oh my

idk how to explain it but these two scenes have the same energy but on opposite sides of a spectrum

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They forgot to tell him

I'm bored give me 6 egos (Markiplier, JSE, MatPat only since those are the ones I know best) so I can draw 'em.

uhh

MadPat, The Detective, Antisepticeye, Chase Brody, Googleplier, The Host

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Everymanhybrid” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw slenderman in the forest

My buddy Habit pacing: your grandparents weren't real

What's going on inside his head?

OOOO I LOVE THAT VOX DESIGN

"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is Gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like Bill Ciphers first year on HRT. For some fucking reason i associate the song Cake By The Ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.

so i played Late Night Jives and u liked it so much i'm making an universe inspired by bartender Benjamin.

where Ben moves on with his life after Actor's death and thanks to the manor's entities (maybe one followed him?) he doesn't get older. eventually he becomes a bartender since no one really wants a butler anymore, and that's when he runs into Actor again.

and Mark is a complete and total mess. he's only in that bar to drink his sorrows away, since it's early and middle of the week. his parole just ended, and his jobs still absolutely suck. he hasn't had anyone to call a friend in ages, and he's sure his life can't get any worse than this.

they don't recognize each other at first, until they introduce himself to each other. maybe something along the lines of

"Benjamin? I once had a butler with the same name."

"... Funny, I once worked as a butler for an actor named Mark."

moment of realization

"... Ben? Is that you? You're not dead?"

"... Master Mark?... I thought-..."

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints