fucking true

yep

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

why can’t i enjoy nice things

imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle

Don’t

no offense but men don’t like… get it. like they don’t get anything

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

sixteen candles (1984)

anyways.. men continue to disappoint me 

Anti feminist girls are so embarrassing yikes

“Nostalghia” (1983)

dir. Andrei Tarkovsky

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

“She’s my Rushmore.”

“I know. She was mine too.”

Rushmore (1998) dir. Wes Anderson

this is a callout post for myself

why r u awake