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I’m tfiv :3
I just reblog shit I like. I always reblog cute things and memes so there's that. i draw sometimes! :D

[Image description: screenshot of mock newspaper opinion headline. The newspaper name at the top is 'That Newspaper You Know' and it's in New York Times font style:

"Opinion Why aren't people doing the things we've actively made it impossible to do? Here's why we should blame young people and minorities.

By Some Asshole

Every day, the 2020s"

There is a photo in a circle of a balding white guy with five o'clock shadow next to the author line. /End ID]

i watched the bear and now i wash dishes like there's a sous chef behind me telling me to kill myself

camping trip RP happening in the tags

i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

Watched

The

Fucking
Lorax????

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

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They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

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I’ve also seen it used to warn of an accident ahead. Basically anytime someone flashes their brights at you, if your own lights are 1) on, and 2) not on bright, you can take it to mean “slow down and pay attention for the next stretch of road particularly.”

Whether that’s for a speed trap, a herd of deer, or four fire trucks, two ambulances, and a dozen squad cars all clustered around what used to be two vehicles, slowing down and paying attention is good for you and can save you a lot of money and/or heartache.

so, this is something i've noticed in fandom spaces and want to see how people ~generally~ feel regarding genderbends & genderswaps, especially if they are transgender themselves!

if there's a reason for why you like/dislike genderbends please share in the tags, this is something that genuinely interests me

Every single time a platform 'unveils a new, less cumbersome layout' it feels like somebody moved all of the silverware around and now there are knives where the spoons should be.

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞

The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑

This is gross.

We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.

  • Autistic White boys
  • Trans Girls
  • 73 year retirees

We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride

tumblr: 99.999999% of our users absolutely fucking despise the update. good job everyone *pushes the update button despite the extreme scoliosis from sucking themselves off for months and months while wearing horse blinders*

i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening

someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse

alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones

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you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.

ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.

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do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together

this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat