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Just fell down the gaping butthole of Snape vs Marauders discourse and goddamn is that the spikiest butthole I've ever been in.

My posts don't get a lot of traction, but I feel like I have to make this one because I'm currently working on a Harry Potter rewrite, which I'll include the link to.

I'm changing a lot of things in both eras/generations of Harry Potter, most of which is basically trying to make it not suck in terms of being offensive, insensitive, and prejudiced.

I'm writing this story for ME (mostly), and the characters in it are MY version of them. I'm the kind if person that's very indecisive and confused by nature, but also very opinionated at the same time, which means that when I write for myself, I like there to be an obvious difference between who you are and are not supposed to be rooting for.

What that means is that, even though this is a fan fiction based on someone else's original story, some characters who were previously bad (Evan, Barty, Peter, Draco, to name a few) are going to be rewritten differently. These will be completely different people than who they were in canon, and probably some fanon, and even if the base of the characters are the same, their actions and development are completely disconnected, at least in my mind. This is a REWRITE, not an adaptation. These characters are NEW. This story is my version of "What if?".

And it goes the other way, too. Some characters (Snape, Slughorn, Dumbledore, etc.) are going to do things that are more blatantly bad. I'll obviously be trying my best to still make everyone an actual person and not a 2D archetype, but this is a learning experience for me too, so I'm not sure how good I am at that yet.

If someone doesn't like the Marauders, great. You're entitled to your opinion, and honestly, considering canon, I don't like them sometimes too. If you don't like Snape, you're also entitled to your opinion. But either way, if anyone on any side of any argument ends up reading my story, keep in mind, once again, that this is a rewrite, and that this story's characters are all their own versions of themselves.

And fuck JKR, obviously. She ruined her own stories for so many people, so I want to make something people might actually enjoy. It's half out of spite and half because I'm queer and I'm desperate, but I also completely understand when people say anything related to HP puts a sour taste in their mouth. It does that for me, too, which is why I'm rewriting it.

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radatav

It’s Friday Fred! You made it! TGIF

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sephiramy

thank goodness, it’s Fred

Nothing stops this train

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krudman

It’s literally Friday

Happy Friday Everyone. Work is out. Time to get on the Party bus.

Time to get in touch with the weekend, it’s Friday Night

Happy Friday

@sodakickparty helped me finish this Friday Fred

It was SUPER RADICAL!!

Have a totally tubular new year

First Fred of 2023

Oh my god!! It really works!! I reblogged Friday Fred on Friday the 13th and nothing happened!!!

you know what day it is.

Happy Friday Fred. Soon every day will be Friday!

He grew into the hat…

Oh yeah it’s mid-march-ish

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Sorry for reblogging twice in a row but I need to include “The Frides of March”

Happy Friday, everyone

Friday Fred IN 3D!!!!!!!!!!

Created by @docvalentine

Friday FR3D

Power still out so killing 2 birds with 1 stone

You were drawn by flashlight, actually.

Found these tags on my last hand-drawn post inspiring:

I’m so good at art.

This doodle made me laugh too much so now this is the Fred this week

THE ONE PIZZA…!

THE ONE PIZZA IS REAL!!!!!!

A scan of the old Friday Fred expansion from the GUYS system. I don’t think this is Friday Fred’s first appearance, but I could be wrong. It’s definitely an off-model design.

Fred is Going Corporate

He can’t stay this small forever…

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬Nu är vi här Fred♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬CaramelDansen♩ ♪ ♫ ♬

We need you to roll up a most radical Friday, Prince.

OK this week I am doing a roundup of the Freds which got lost in the shuffle.

“He’s coming to you from a lab table!” From @alter-ego-cole

“my friday fred fanart. happy april fools eve” From @seven-oh-four

“FRIDAY AGAIN BROSEPHS” from @neon-draws-sometimes

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“🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟” from @vulturevomittm

“my horrible rendition of Angular Bitty Fred” from @sodium-bitch

And finally a PIZZA THROW Fred from @kawaiikitten96

We got stuck in traffic

My contribution to our lovable Fred the Friday Cat.

Another one for the day!

So I don’t miss this Fred from @bontonexthequizzical:

>Be Friday Fred

>Look inside Friday

>Saturday

Come on, you can do it. Keep reblogging Fred. Let’s smash this Ad Circus website on the ground like a tacky lamp.

Don’t worry he will turn back next week.

i met this lad last week but i feel like he’s been with me my entire life

stay funky, Friday Fred, and TGIF

And this Fred from @therealbrigeedarocks (Link)

“throwing my jam into the ring for @andy-jam-blog

meet Fraud Fred Jam!

he has a favorite day of the week and you’ll never guess which one it is

no really he is totally the real fred how dare you insinuate otherwise

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velcrow101

@littleguysdaily HAS APPEARED NO LESS THAN

8 TIMES IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD

GET 9’D, KID!!!!

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fredersen

RADICAL FRIDAY

Some freds for the post: from @marzipan-nosebleed “the venn diagram of things i’m supposed to do at school and things i actually do at school is just two separate circles”

from @talkingattumble I’m honor of Friday, October 13 I’m gonna get into the holidays spirit and post….valentines Fred!”

From @linkyu

From @angrytreemarten “I’m bad at drawing”

From @disembark-starstruck Friday Fred dnd statblock”

And my humble addition:

Holy shit, it never ends.

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Max and Mike have been mocking Dustin about Steve and Eddie acting like his dads. He had enough quite frankly.

Dustin: You know what? I'm going to go do something in the kitchen.

Dustin huffed as he started cleaning up early. Robin walked into the kitchen.

Robin: You trying to earn yourself an allowance now, buddy?

Eddie and Steve soon followed in behind her.

Steve: You're actually cleaning up with anyone asking you to. Thanks. Good job, man.

Eddie: Yeah, good job, shrimp.

Dustin: *without thinking* Thanks, dads.

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charlottan

it sucks that the money you get to spend on like rent and gas is the same money that you get to spend on records and plushies. there should be a serious currency and a fun currency

I think all money should be fun money and the other stuff should be the government's problem

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I mean, it probably goes without saying, but the Found Family trope is so popular because so very many people are so terribly, terribly lonely

I adore the friends I do have immensely but god it would be nice to have like five people living nearby who I could call on for help or to hang out at any given moment

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zombolouge

it’s also a very hopeful narrative. Found Family imparts this idea that you don’t have to start out life with a family, or with roots that go all the way down a family tree. That you’re not destined to be alone and without love simply because who you were born to didn’t make the cut. Found family resolutely insists that there is always a future, always a possibility for more, and that no matter how much time it takes to find them, they could always still be out there.

It’s about resolving loneliness, but it’s also about promising that you can find that relief later. It doesn’t have to be now, it doesn’t have to be when you’re little, it can be whenever it’s time.

For those of us without families in the traditional sense, or with families that had to be abandoned for any number of reasons, or even families that had to separate for long amounts of time, found family is proof that we didn’t miss out on love.

And I think when the world seems the darkest, it makes sense that a narrative about hope for the future and always having love on the horizon is popular. <3

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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zapatism

"oh, if you make out with friends, you could ruin the friendship" so who am i supposed to kiss? my enemies? get a grip

i'd like to take this time to apologize for my prior lapse of judgement. listening and learning